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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 27 2008, 09:38 AM (3,197 Views) | |
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Nov 27 2008, 09:38 AM Post #1 |
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Hey just wanted to say hi to the community, a friend of mine told me about this place, looks pretty neat. Suppose I have to bow down to the Almighty now.*bows down to the Almighty* My friend didn't tell me his nick though. He wanted us to play the guessing game, so... Let the games begin! Oh, forgot to ask if anyone could explain all those weird references to me. Please? P.S.: IMO is like waaaaaay better than... *gets struck down by the Almightyness of the Almighty* I was gonna say ... ouch... but he's also better than... *gets struck down by the Almightyness of the Almighty again* Okay, I deserved that one. Hurts like a *****.
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| Bane Martius Agni | Nov 27 2008, 09:40 AM Post #2 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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There'll be a girl named Sunny rushing towards you with various instruments of torture. Duck and run. Anyway, Felix is better. This is the Temple of Kraden. Don't be alarmed by some of the...odd things we do. It's all in jest...mostly. Anyway, have fun. So...'Sup? |
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| Momentime | Nov 27 2008, 09:41 AM Post #3 |
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uh oh
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Welcome, strangah. What're ya buyin? |
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| Bane Martius Agni | Nov 27 2008, 09:42 AM Post #4 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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Damned Ganados! *Shoots Shadow* |
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Nov 27 2008, 09:42 AM Post #5 |
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Nice. I am kind of a masoquist. And thanks for the warning. Also i disagree with the duck thing. I prefer cover. I'm not evil enough to conceal myself behind ducks and pass unnoticed. Gaia Blade lets out a howl! Titan's Blade! Felix takes 999999999 damage!!!!! Felix has been defeated! You gained 0 experience points. You gained 0 gold. You have found a Jenna. That' why Isaac owns. Especially Felix. But especially *A-bomb falls down* |
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| Dracobolt | Nov 27 2008, 09:58 AM Post #6 |
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Incorrigible
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Yo, buddy. Welcome to the Temple. Enjoy your stay.
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| ptfreak | Nov 27 2008, 10:01 AM Post #7 |
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Welcome! I tend to lurk so you might not see me for much longer but I'll be back eventually. |
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| Tlephle | Nov 27 2008, 10:02 AM Post #8 |
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Puns like that, I wouldn't be surprised if Erik was this friend of yours. Anyway, welcome. Join Luna. It is a well known fact that we are the superior Clan. |
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Nov 27 2008, 10:04 AM Post #9 |
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Yo ptfreak just wondering are you portuguese? Cuz your name kinda hints to that... OMG it's you! ... Nah, you wouldn't have such an obvious name. But are you portuguese? I need to know >.< ! And no thanks Kyuuzai. I was gonna be Venus but then I was like "light green?!? No way it has to be brown!" So i'm gonna be clanless. Isn't that stupid XD? And I highly doubt it's Eric. I would have never guessed it if it was him. Not a... Portuguese name, you know what I mean? Well, now I feel like worshiping the one I have to actually worship so... Kraden looks at Isaac! Isaac takes 999999999 damage! Isaac unleashes Flint!But Kraden's leer made him miss!! Kraden says "Die." Isaac takes infinite damage! Isaac has been downed... Kraden uses Water of Life! The damage was infinite, so Isaac has been downed again! You got *glitched* experience points! You got *glitched* coins! You have found a Jenna and a Mia! Wasn't he just the playboy! You are the Almighty! Think I'm done now... ufff... |
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| Phoenix7 | Nov 27 2008, 10:37 AM Post #10 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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Dammit Bane, now who'll sell me Blacktails and Rocket Launchers and such? Anyway, welcome to the temple! ^_^ Enjoy your stay here, and yes, Isaac is way better then Felix. |
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Nov 27 2008, 10:42 AM Post #11 |
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Finally someone with half a brain (it's just an expression, it doesn't mean you have only one half of your brain. Unless you don't think Isaac is way better than... wait nice try Almighty you just wanted to smite me again well tough luck! Anyways, you got were I was going.) No one has explained any references to me... someone joke about incest so i can learn what that reference means!!! Any other references will be welcome as well. |
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| Adnarel | Nov 27 2008, 11:00 AM Post #12 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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Haha, normally we'd redirect you to the wiki page for the Temple, where there is a large repository of inside joke explanations, but that seems to be down at the moment... But as for my customary greeting: welcome to the Temple of Kraden! May you post long and meaningfully under his benevolence. Also, >>>>>>>>>>>
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Nov 27 2008, 11:08 AM Post #13 |
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Nice, people with brains are starting to show up. Mmmm... brains... aaaaaa yummy! Come on *says real life name*, show yourself! |
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| Adnarel | Nov 27 2008, 11:10 AM Post #14 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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Nov 27 2008, 11:16 AM Post #15 |
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Hey thanks for the PM about what Incest means (see, now it's capitalized) Second... another reference? or just spam? Anyway they're both welcome! High post count FTW! |
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| Adnarel | Nov 27 2008, 11:19 AM Post #16 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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Quakera is one of the Tribes to join. They're smaller units than Clans, and exist just for the lulz. There are a few Tribes: SOS Brigade (made of fail) T-Tribe (made of AIDS and fail) Red Rose Tribe (a respectable organization) Ki Clan (also respectable) Quakera* (THE BEST) *also spelled Qaukera |
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Nov 27 2008, 11:28 AM Post #17 |
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IMO, being clanless is the best clan (????wtf????) Thanks again for helping me understand this wretched comunnity of entangled lines, memes and stupity. It rocks so hard. Harder than *Sudden Death! Go! (wtf i'm in Brawl now?oops i fell off the ledge.)* |
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| Shiroi Jigoku | Nov 27 2008, 11:38 AM Post #18 |
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Welcome to the almighty temple of templeness and Kradeness. Are you readyness? ... Anyway - damn, when I saw that name and the amounts of posts on the temple, and more specifically where they were, I thought you were Trist. *pays tribute* |
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Nov 27 2008, 11:42 AM Post #19 |
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Nope. One question: your brother's Incest right? |
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| Mia | Nov 27 2008, 11:47 AM Post #20 |
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!
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Hello Teyra! It nice to see a new face around. |
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is like waaaaaay better than... *gets struck down by the Almightyness of the Almighty* I was gonna say
... ouch... but he's also better than... *gets struck down by the Almightyness of the Almighty again* Okay, I deserved that one. Hurts like a *****.








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