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The Official Poke Kraden Topic
Topic Started: Oct 7 2008, 06:39 PM (1,474 Views)
Iskveda
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Unlimited Prinny Works

I don't know what's going on, but...
*pokes Krade-* *Obliterated by divine retribution*
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Enro
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Princek
May 2 2009, 08:50 AM
That looks shopped, I can tell from the pixels and I have seen many shops in my time.

You can tell it's a shop just from the font >_>
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Peakay
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You don't get the meme, Oh well.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

My Kraden is pastede on, yey!
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Saturos
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That DERP picture gets me every time. xD
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The Sea King
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Enro
May 2 2009, 10:17 AM
Princek
May 2 2009, 08:50 AM
That looks shopped, I can tell from the pixels and I have seen many shops in my time.

You can tell it's a shop just from the font >_>

XD! :lol:
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Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

*Kyarorain pokes stuff
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The Grim Lich
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*Grim throws a Master Ball at Kraden
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Iskveda
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I think that would be the single situation where a Master Ball wouldn't wor- *consumed by escaping the inescapable Master Ball breakdown of logic*
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Kyarorain
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*Kyarorain pokes the topic
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Iskveda
May 3 2009, 12:37 PM
I think that would be the single situation where a Master Ball wouldn't wor- *consumed by escaping the inescapable Master Ball breakdown of logic*

You forget the situation where you're an idiot and throw it at a Pokémon someone else has caught. :P
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Peakay
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Sun Light
May 3 2009, 05:01 AM
Enro
May 2 2009, 10:17 AM
Princek
May 2 2009, 08:50 AM
That looks shopped, I can tell from the pixels and I have seen many shops in my time.

You can tell it's a shop just from the font >_>

XD! :lol:

Your lack of an original response disturbs me, prepare to die.
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The Sea King
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Princek
May 3 2009, 05:54 PM
Sun Light
May 3 2009, 05:01 AM
Enro
May 2 2009, 10:17 AM
Princek
May 2 2009, 08:50 AM
That looks shopped, I can tell from the pixels and I have seen many shops in my time.

You can tell it's a shop just from the font >_>

XD! :lol:

Your lack of an original response disturbs me, prepare to die.

Bring it on, oldie! =P
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Iskveda
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This shan't end well...
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The Grim Lich
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It won't end well for Sun, that's for sure.
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Peakay
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*Grabs Sun Light and shatters his teeth with a megaton hammer, drives AIDS infected syringes into the nerves his teeth were attached to, screws his limbs into very painful positions, and straps him into an electric chair set at just the right voltage to continually electrocute him while making his heart stop and beat over and over again while small wind blades cut his skin off piece by piece, slowly*.

Oh and by the way, I'm younger than you.
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The Sea King
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Princek
May 5 2009, 06:02 PM
Oh and by the way, I'm younger than you.

crap. >_> I thought you were 26 or something. XD.

Princek
May 5 2009, 06:02 PM
*Grabs Sun Light and shatters his teeth with a megaton hammer, drives AIDS infected syringes into the nerves his teeth were attached to, screws his limbs into very painful positions, and straps him into an electric chair set at just the right voltage to continually electrocute him while making his heart stop and beat over and over again while small wind blades cut his skin off piece by piece, slowly*.

What are you doing to my human puppet? :unsure: You know these human puppets don't come cheap.

Oh well, *pokes out Princek's eyeballs and then throws princek off Niagara falls. Takes prince's lifeless body and throws it over a cliff, watching it spill blood every time it hits a rock. After that takes the remains to the pedos.*
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

*Performs the Rite of AshkEnte*
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Peakay
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*Ahem*

*dodges everything mentioned above*

I have learnt that we don't have to waste time thinking creative ways to kill someone if that person is just going to dodge that.
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