Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
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| Iskveda | May 2 2009, 08:54 AM Post #21 |
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Unlimited Prinny Works
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I don't know what's going on, but... *pokes Krade-* *Obliterated by divine retribution* |
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| Enro | May 2 2009, 10:17 AM Post #22 |
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Sol Aurarius
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You can tell it's a shop just from the font >_> |
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| Peakay | May 2 2009, 12:07 PM Post #23 |
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You don't get the meme, Oh well. |
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| The Phantom Squee | May 2 2009, 01:17 PM Post #24 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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My Kraden is pastede on, yey! |
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| Saturos | May 2 2009, 01:24 PM Post #25 |
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heart-under-blade
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That DERP picture gets me every time. xD |
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| The Sea King | May 3 2009, 12:01 AM Post #26 |
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The E.V.A.L. king of the south.
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XD! :lol: |
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| Enro | May 3 2009, 01:30 AM Post #27 |
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>_________> |
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| Kyarorain | May 3 2009, 02:34 AM Post #28 |
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Epitome of Insanity
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*Kyarorain pokes stuff |
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| The Grim Lich | May 3 2009, 02:53 AM Post #29 |
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Legitimate Businessman
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*Grim throws a Master Ball at Kraden |
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| Iskveda | May 3 2009, 12:37 PM Post #30 |
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I think that would be the single situation where a Master Ball wouldn't wor- *consumed by escaping the inescapable Master Ball breakdown of logic* |
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| Kyarorain | May 3 2009, 01:40 PM Post #31 |
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Epitome of Insanity
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*Kyarorain pokes the topic |
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| The Grim Lich | May 3 2009, 03:04 PM Post #32 |
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Legitimate Businessman
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You forget the situation where you're an idiot and throw it at a Pokémon someone else has caught.
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| Peakay | May 3 2009, 05:54 PM Post #33 |
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Your lack of an original response disturbs me, prepare to die. |
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| The Sea King | May 3 2009, 07:34 PM Post #34 |
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The E.V.A.L. king of the south.
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Bring it on, oldie! =P |
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| Iskveda | May 5 2009, 04:32 PM Post #35 |
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This shan't end well... |
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| The Grim Lich | May 5 2009, 05:53 PM Post #36 |
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It won't end well for Sun, that's for sure. |
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| Peakay | May 5 2009, 06:02 PM Post #37 |
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*Grabs Sun Light and shatters his teeth with a megaton hammer, drives AIDS infected syringes into the nerves his teeth were attached to, screws his limbs into very painful positions, and straps him into an electric chair set at just the right voltage to continually electrocute him while making his heart stop and beat over and over again while small wind blades cut his skin off piece by piece, slowly*. Oh and by the way, I'm younger than you. |
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| The Sea King | May 9 2009, 04:24 PM Post #38 |
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The E.V.A.L. king of the south.
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crap. >_> I thought you were 26 or something. XD.
What are you doing to my human puppet? You know these human puppets don't come cheap. Oh well, *pokes out Princek's eyeballs and then throws princek off Niagara falls. Takes prince's lifeless body and throws it over a cliff, watching it spill blood every time it hits a rock. After that takes the remains to the pedos.* |
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| The Phantom Squee | May 9 2009, 04:34 PM Post #39 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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*Performs the Rite of AshkEnte* |
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| Peakay | May 9 2009, 06:44 PM Post #40 |
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*Ahem* *dodges everything mentioned above* I have learnt that we don't have to waste time thinking creative ways to kill someone if that person is just going to dodge that. |
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