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Top 5 Lamest Pokemon; As told by 1UP
Topic Started: Aug 30 2008, 11:47 AM (2,819 Views)
Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

I know that Erik will also have a problem with this, but I can't stand Mawile, either. Not because he's bland, but because he looks stupid with a big mouth coming off the top of his head.
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Delfeir
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Adachi is not amused.

I always thought Mawile looked stupid when in game. But it actually looked pretty cool when Erik wore it as an avatar, so I might consider have to alter that consideration. Haven't seen it in 3D yet, though I probably should check it out one day.
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Erik the Appreciator
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Crash
Aug 30 2008, 07:42 PM
I know that Erik will also have a problem with this, but I can't stand Mawile, either. Not because he's bland, but because he looks stupid with a big mouth coming off the top of his head.

I think you can be assured something so trivial as hating a specific fictional creature design won't cause some deep problem, dude. XD

I'm just probably one of the few people in the *world* that spent that much time looking at and analyzing each specie design just for obsessive pleasures, sure, which caused me to happen to like each Pokemon over time on its own merits. :P

@all: YOU DARE DISS MAH PROBOPASS!? YOU MUST DIE!!! *kills everyone with a new avy just to show tough love* ^_^

It's too bad that's the only Probopass image that's been created for a card right now... -_- Would've loved one by the same artist as my Mawile.
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Crash
Aug 31 2008, 05:40 AM
Yeah, I remember you saying that before. What is it about him that you like? You play hockey or something? Now Grumpig, he's one that I can enjoy (though I like Spoink more).

What's wrong with hockey? Huh? HUH?

*Wields hockey stick menacingly*

Also, lack of Zigzagoon = fail.
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Delfeir
Aug 30 2008, 07:18 PM
Nosepass and Probopass, however, are the ONLY Pokemon I can think of off the top of my head that I completely hate. I mean... what the bloody hell were they thinking? To this day, that Pokemon is the reason no less than three of my otherwise Pokemon loving friends gave up on the new generation. Ugh.

Though, I genuinely hate these three individuals you speak of IF that's the whole truth, dude... I mean, it literally sounds like they decided to dislike/ignore all 107 creature designs of this generation just because they hate one particular design of that number. Even though in this case the subject just happens to be about a Nintendo franchise's characters, that really sounds like they've got this arrogant general life-outlook that would badly influence their opinions on any other topic they'd talk about. :annoyed:

(I present a picture of what I'd love to do to each one of those miscreants... kekeke) ;)
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

Enro
Aug 31 2008, 12:09 AM
Crash
Aug 31 2008, 05:40 AM
Yeah, I remember you saying that before. What is it about him that you like? You play hockey or something? Now Grumpig, he's one that I can enjoy (though I like Spoink more).

What's wrong with hockey? Huh? HUH?

*Wields hockey stick menacingly*

Also, lack of Zigzagoon = fail.

Nothing's wrong with Hockey! It's just that Glalie is a hockey-inspired pokemon. So it'd be a natural assumption that maybe he likes Glalie because he likes hockey. I'm not a real avid fan of hockey, but the few games I've gone to were great, so there's no hate there.
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Adachi is not amused.

They like the other designs, Erik, but at that point they stopped playing the new Pokemon games because they believed that the nirvana of Pokemon designs had been reached in the first two generations.

Which I don't really believe. Granted, most of my favourite come from there, but I do like a lot of 3rd and 4th generation Pokemon.
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Erik the Appreciator
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Delfeir
Aug 30 2008, 11:29 PM
They like the other designs, Erik, but at that point they stopped playing the new Pokemon games because they believed that the nirvana of Pokemon designs had been reached in the first two generations.

Which I don't really believe. Granted, most of my favourite come from there, but I do like a lot of 3rd and 4th generation Pokemon.

Hmm, okay then...

Crash
 
It's just that Glalie is a hockey-inspired pokemon.

Can you say that for sure, though? IIRC, people have also drawn comparisons between Glalie and Japanese rice balls called Onigiri... Not that Glalie's any cooler with that image in mind than the hockey mask one. :lol:
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The Grim Lich
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Actually, onigiri link him to Roronoa Zoro from One Piece, which makes Glalie that much more awesome.
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Featherwick the Insuperable
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I hate all those stupid baby pokemon, they have no real purpose other than to make there be more pokemon.
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Seriously? Unown? Unown is COOL. It's every letter of the alphabet plus ! and ?. Though the only time I tried catching every form was for My Pokémon Ranch and I succeeded.

Beautifly is not lame, but I like Butterfree a lot more. It has a great arsenal of attacks.

Agreed on Luvdisc and Probopass. Probopass is just FUGLY.

I think Jynx should have been in the number one spot, not Mr. Mime...
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Free Rant Templates for all non-believers in the 'stache!!!
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Crash
Aug 30 2008, 08:42 PM
I know that Erik will also have a problem with this, but I can't stand Mawile, either. Not because he's bland, but because he looks stupid with a big mouth coming off the top of his head.

Topic revival, yes, but...

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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Shiroi Jigoku
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Lack of Bidoof = fail.

Bibarel is okay, but Bidoof sucks...

Unown - the only one I can find based purely on gamplay factors. So... Meh.

Beautifly - both Beautifly and Dustox are pretty good pokemon. I once used Beautifly from start to Fortree, and probably still am if I bother to find my Sapphire. Just because it's similar to another pokemon doesn't mean it's bad.

Luvdisc - It's lame simply because it's not top tier? Now THAT'S lame.

Probopass - I never encountered the thing to begin with.

Mr. Mime - I reckon Mr. Mime was okay. I hated the thing back in blue though - to bad I never really struggled with Sabrina back then XD.
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Jun 12 2009, 04:55 PM
Lack of Bidoof = fail.

See I like Bidoof. Mainly because in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon they give the Bidoof such a sweet personality. It makes him impossible to hate, in my opinion.
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I liked Machop, Glalie and Mawile. The only ones I didn't like were the normal type ones you get at the start and they're useless.
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Aug 30 2008, 05:11 PM
Pineco should be on there. It's a PINECONE.

Yeah, but it's an EXPLODING pine cone. Which is freaking awesome.

How has Feebas not been mentioned yet? Sure, it has a useful evolution, if you can FIND THE DAMN UGLY THINGS. I didn't hate them, but personally, I found a lot of the third generation designs to be weird (not all of them; Metagross is kickass). That's probably why with FireRed getting rid of all the nuisances that Red had for being so old (no pockets in the pack and such), generation three is my least favorite. It's the only one I stopped playing out of boredom before I finished it.
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Personally, I hate Garchomp just because it made Flygon (which I love) seem less good. Though now that Garchomp is Uber tier it doesn't really matter.
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Magikarp... just Magikarp.

No, I dont care about his evolution, he still sucks, hard.

What about Skitty? The thing is very f[radio edit]ing weak, sure, it is cute, but damn it sucks.

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Magikarp was the first absurd and pointless pokemon like that, though. This meant the joke was fresh and amusing, plus of course Gyarados being super awesome.
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