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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Jun 25 2008, 08:07 PM (1,358 Views)
ReidAlvein
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Then tell him to bring his butt here right now!
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Momentime
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uh oh

You young rascals! Here we are, travelling all across Rohan in search of you, and here we find you feasting, and, and smoking!

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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!


And how did I not see this topic before? >__>
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Saruman has ever been our friend and ally.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

The Balrog of Morgof!(not sure if that's spelled right)
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

Morgoth, Chrissy.

If you'd read the Silmarillion it'd be clear as crystal to you.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Morgoth? I prefer Morgof. It's more amusing.
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Effex
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The Grim Lich
Mar 7 2010, 02:36 PM
Morgoth, Chrissy.

If you'd read the Silmarillion it'd be clear as crystal to you.
That was a terrible pun and you should hate yourself for it.

It was glorious.
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ShmittlesThePoe
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Ring Wraith: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH.
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

What is this? Lotr quotes? I'm just going to post a link to this video instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ataRoBcULg
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

I counter with Saruman.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Delirious Biznasty
Mar 7 2010, 02:51 PM
The Grim Lich
Mar 7 2010, 02:36 PM
Morgoth, Chrissy.

If you'd read the Silmarillion it'd be clear as crystal to you.
That was a terrible pun and you should hate yourself for it.

It was glorious.
Let us take this pun and use it against him!
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

No man can wield it. The pun must be destroyed!
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