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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Jun 25 2008, 08:07 PM (1,356 Views)
Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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Lul, Shadow's not a man!!!

(Couldn't resist =P)
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Swim
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Nobody tosses a dwarf!
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

...Throw me.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Ah, ah, ah!

[size0]Don't! Tell! The elf!!!
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Momentime
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uh oh

...That still only counts as one!
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

PO-TA-TOES
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Swim
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Whats taters precious? What's taters?
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Bake 'em, fry 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
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Delfeir
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Adachi is not amused.

"That's two!"

"Seventeen!"

"...WHAT?!"


And now for something completely different:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY&feature=related
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Home is behind
The world is ahead
And there are many paths to tread

Through shadow
To the edge of night
Until the stars are all alight

Mist and shadow
Cloud and shade
All shall fall, all shall fade
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Sing me a song.
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Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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You're the pianoman.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

>_>

You can drink your fancy ales
You can drink them by the flagon
But the only brew for the brave and true
Comes from the Green Dragon!
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Oh, the road goes ever on and on,
down from the door where it began.
The road goes ever on and on
And I will follow if I can.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

The rock and pool
Is nice and cool
So juicy sweeeeeeeeet!

Our only wish
To catch a fish
So juicy sweeeeeeeeeeeet!
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

I SEE YOU.

- Sauron
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Swim
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Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow / Bright blue his jacket is and his boots are yellow / None has ever caught him yet, for Tom he is the master / His songs are stronger songs and his feet are faster."
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

There's my Goldberry! Tonight, we dine on white bread and butter.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him.
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

He's in the bathroom.
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