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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Jun 25 2008, 08:07 PM (1,353 Views)
Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

A balrog is come!
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

To the Bridge of Khazad-dûm!
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

This foe is beyond any of you... run!
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

(I guess now that I've completely murdered the order...)

No, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Keep it secret... keep it safe!
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Would you like me to describe it, or shall I get you a box?
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

PRECIOUS!

>__>
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

So you have come for information?
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Momentime
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uh oh

Posted Image
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Erik the Appreciator
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Master of Trivia, Grand Patron of 5 Gens

ROFL at the gif.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Meriadoc Brandybuck! And Peregrin Took. I might have known.
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Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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[Insert random LotR line here]
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Fool of a Took!
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

I am the most dangerous person you will know, unless by some miracle you are brought before the dark lord himself.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

But when will you return?
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ReidAlvein
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That gif is... epic.
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Swim
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I will kill you if you touch him!
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Thou fool. No living man can slay me.
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Momentime
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uh oh

I am no man!
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