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Avenue Brawl; *spoiler content from Avenue Q*
Topic Started: Jun 20 2008, 04:38 PM (249 Views)
ShinyGirafarig
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Giraffes are adorable.

Peach: Morning, Link!
Link: Hi Princess Peach.
Peach: How's life
Link: Disappointing
Peach: What's the matter?
Link: My doppelganger from the 2d world is superior to me in every way.
Peach: So sorry to hear that.
Link: Yeah, I am supposed to be popular, the original Link, and my cartoon pal is better than me. I always thought.. no.
Peach: What is it?
Link: It's stupid.
Peach: Oh come on.
Link: When Avenue Brawl was built I thought I would be top tier. Winning all those tourneys. But no, my cel shaded buddy is up there and I'm not.
Peach: Nope.
Link: It sucks to be me.
Peach: You think your life sucks?
Link: I think so.
Peach: Your problems are not so bad. I am a princess of a kingdom and that should be the good life. But no, my body guards are incompetent, I get kidnapped every week. If you look up "Damsel in Distress" on TV Tropes you'll see a picture of me. It sucks to be me.
Link: Me too. It sucks to be me.
*Lucas and Pokemon Trainer walk by*
Link: Hey, Lucas, do us a favor.
Lucas: What?
Link: Whose life sucks more?
Lucas and Trainer: Ours!
Lucas: We live together.
Trainer: We are the best of buddies.
Lucas: But he always finds ways to anger me.
Trainer: Oh come on!
Lucas: His Pokemon are not house trained. He uses the bathtub for 2 hours just so his Squirtle can get a swim. Ivysaur just scratched up our new sofa and Charizard won't let me sleep with his constant mating calls.
Trainer: Oh yeah. You're so paranoid about everything! You're even scared of things like this mythological death grabs.
Lucas: Hey, they're true! Don't deny it. It sucks to be me.
Trainer: Well it sucks to be me!
Peach: It sucks to be me!
Link: It sucks to be me!
*to be continued* (wow what a long song)
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

A++ Would roffle again. Nice job, Lin.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Peakay
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me IRL

Why does this reminds me so much of Prozzak?
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