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A simple observation
Topic Started: Apr 9 2008, 06:05 PM (569 Views)
Lachesis
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Having been to the orthodontist's office today, I was reminded of an observation I had earlier made. Barring the two orthodontists themselves, every employee there seems to be female. Now, naturally, this could simply be an odd coincidence caused by the timing of when said employees work, and it is possible that there are, in fact, a comparable number of male workers employed there. However, it somehow strikes me as more plausible that this is not, in fact, a coincidence. This is, in fact, a manifestation of a massive conspiracy within the community of dental practitioners. I say dental practitioner because this observation is not limited to the orthodontist's office I visit: This holds true to the dentist's office, as well, I am told, to at least a few other dental/orthodontic offices. One, perhaps two men with an obviously disproportionate number of female employees, who, it is worth noting, are generally of a comparatively young age. Thus, I believe the situation is as follows.

Some time in the distant past, the dental community hatched plan. As this would have been far earlier in history than today, it would have been at a time when female employment was, put mildly, less prolific. The leaders in the dental community hatched a diabolical plot, and the first step was to create the above observed gender discrepancy within their ranks. Once that was accomplished, the leaders of the community could proceed to gather power, and eventually, when enough had been amassed, they would/will proceed to systematically enslave, or simply wipe out, the rest of the human race. Even if they should go with the second option, it's not a problem to longevity. With such a harem created, they would be able to eventually repopulate the Earth with whatever selective ideals they're applying to humanity, which obviously takes a role in both those who they recruit as aids, and those they recruit as their successors and apprentices.

This is but one observation with a random, off-the-wall conspiracy theory I have/will make.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go back to being quietly insane.
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LSunnyC
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It all makes sense if you think about it upside down.
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Momentime
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uh oh

I was very tempted to say tl;dr
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Illetizgerg
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I have noticed this as well, at both my dentist's and orthodontist's. In fact, the only male employees that I have ever seen during any of my visits (which included incredibly long wait times, during which I became well acquainted with most of the staff) were the two heads of the practices themselves.

Personally, I just think they like boobies.
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Shadow
Apr 10 2008, 10:34 AM
I was very tempted to say tl;dr

QFT

Although Illet does have a point. Guys do like their boobies.
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Chrono Ivan
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They spent 4 years in dental collage. Hell, they didn't start their practice until they were probably in their late 20's. After 25 years of school, I'd think I'd be owed boobies too. :P
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Calibrations
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The dentist who pulled my teeth out yesterday was a guy! He was really nice, even though my family traumatised him.
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Why doesn't Lach make topics like this anymore? =(
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Sacra
Apr 10 2008, 02:45 PM
The dentist who pulled my teeth out yesterday was a guy! He was really nice, even though my family traumatised him.

That's what Lach's saying. The Dentist/Orthodontists themselves are usually male, with female hygenists/assistants.

My dad's a dentist, and this actually holds true for his office as well. *shrugs* Maybe I should show him this topic tonight when he gets home... He may get a laugh.
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RyuKenshin
Jun 4 2009, 10:50 PM
Sacra
Apr 10 2008, 02:45 PM
The dentist who pulled my teeth out yesterday was a guy! He was really nice, even though my family traumatised him.

That's what Lach's saying. The Dentist/Orthodontists themselves are usually male, with female hygenists/assistants.

My dad's a dentist, and this actually holds true for his office as well. *shrugs* Maybe I should show him this topic tonight when he gets home... He may get a laugh.

I DIDN'T USED TO COULD READ. DX

Thinking about it with a brain, it's true!
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The Grim Lich
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Actually, at the dental place I go to, most of the doctors are women, with the exception of the guy I sometimes saw when I was a kid, who was the dad of one of my older classmates. (not so) Sorry to burst a hole in your paranoia bubble.
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Lachesis
Apr 9 2008, 06:05 PM
With such a harem created, they would be able to eventually repopulate the Earth with whatever selective ideals they're applying to humanity, which obviously takes a role in both those who they recruit as AIDS, and those they recruit as their successors and apprentices.

... this is what jumped out at me.

And on-topic, I've actually noticed this phenomenom too. o_o
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Grim, your example does nothing to disprove this. It's obviously a specially designed unit structured specifically to cast doubt onto those who have actually discovered the truth.
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Well, I showed this to my dad. He just shook his head, disagreeing.

So it's clearly true.
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