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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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Asexuals.; Yep thats right.
Topic Started: Apr 3 2008, 01:00 AM (3,291 Views)
Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

tl;dr

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Meow!
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Woof?
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Momentime
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uh oh

Sunny-chan
Apr 7 2008, 01:17 PM
Shadow
Apr 3 2008, 01:03 PM
Chrono Ivan
Apr 3 2008, 08:45 AM
We oranges are descended from impossibility itself
Taught never to show interest
Never to to be kinky
Taught that making horny singles bar goers embarrassed and confused was the greatest glory he could a achieve in his life.
An orange, the finest fruit the world has ever known.

Be afraid! The crops will burn to the ground! The thousand planations of the Florida counties will descend upon you!

I love this place <3

Our juice will blot out the sun!


...o_0
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

the sun will blow out the sun
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

Shadow
May 6 2008, 08:27 PM
Sunny-chan
Apr 7 2008, 01:17 PM
Shadow
Apr 3 2008, 01:03 PM
Chrono Ivan
Apr 3 2008, 08:45 AM
We oranges are descended from impossibility itself
Taught never to show interest
Never to to be kinky
Taught that making horny singles bar goers embarrassed and confused was the greatest glory he could a achieve in his life.
An orange, the finest fruit the world has ever known.

Be afraid! The crops will burn to the ground! The thousand planations of the Florida counties will descend upon you!

I love this place <3

Our juice will blot out the sun!


...o_0

Then we shall drink in the shade!
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Dracobolt
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Make mine a screwdriver!

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Enro
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What kind of beer yeastwater do you have on offer?
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Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

I have a question.

If asexuals are oranges, then what are autosexuals?
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

Evil cyborgs sent here from the future.
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LSunnyC
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The Fallen Duchess

^ Most likely.
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Dracobolt
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They're bananas.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Chrono Ivan
May 13 2008, 11:57 PM
Evil cyborgs sent here from the future.

I, for one, welcome our new masters.
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

Ian will destroy the future.
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Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

Bananas? [radio edit] that, what about cucumbers?
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

Ian889
May 14 2008, 05:20 AM
Ian will destroy the future.

You trying to say you'll take it away from my army of cybernetic insects before THEY destroy it?
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Dracobolt
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The Mighty Fluffball
May 14 2008, 04:55 AM
Bananas? [radio edit] that, what about cucumbers?

'Cause of the pudding, natch.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Why did this topic sink into oblivion? It's way too good.
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simplechild
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Oh god, why did you have to bring this up? >-<
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

Thank you for reviving this topic, Andy. I would have never found its orange-y goodness otherwise.

Also, the ad on the bottom asked me if I was addicted to sex.
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