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Asexuals.; Yep thats right.
Topic Started: Apr 3 2008, 01:00 AM (3,292 Views)
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Sol Aurarius
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I was expecting a topic about Lach. For shame!
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Shiroi Jigoku
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Needz moar ...

Dammit, can't continue that sentence. And Draco, once Master Ian pots something serious, I'll be throwing walruses around the room.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

He makes serious posts when we get onto the topic of politics and religion.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Shiroi Jigoku
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Dammit, I can't throw a walrus >_>;
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Dracobolt
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I live to deny you your fun.

(That was me being funny, by the way, Erik.)

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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There is a distinct lack of Erik in this topic, Draco...
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Dracobolt
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I can never be too careful, Enro.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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True.
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Erik the Appreciator
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Master of Trivia, Grand Patron of 5 Gens

*reads topic because he didn't know it existed and was pointed here by Draco*

XDDDD at the first post.

Now, I'm definitely planning on remaining an "orange" IRL. Say what you will about my "consequential" lack of existence, now. :rolleyes:
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Spella
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>___<

</refuses to read this topic and will now exit happily>
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Oh, Eric. You bring the lulz.
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LSunnyC
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Apr 3 2008, 01:03 PM
Chrono Ivan
Apr 3 2008, 08:45 AM
We oranges are descended from impossibility itself
Taught never to show interest
Never to to be kinky
Taught that making horny singles bar goers embarrassed and confused was the greatest glory he could a achieve in his life.
An orange, the finest fruit the world has ever known.

Be afraid! The crops will burn to the ground! The thousand planations of the Florida counties will descend upon you!

I love this place <3
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

This is my favorite topic at the Temple of all time.
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LSunnyC
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Adnarel
Apr 7 2008, 10:24 AM
This is my favorite topic at the Temple of all time.

NO.

I just realized Andy-cat's all orange. ): Is he trying to be an orange too? Orange-Andy?

Come to think of it, the whole ToK's a sort've orangey gold colour. What're we trying to say about Kraden with this? :huh:
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

You're saying this overcomes "I am going to be banned?", the Incest topic, and the practical joke/getting laid topic? Man.

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Spella
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NUU

INCEST ALWAYS WINS!
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Hmm, I haven't seen those topics before...
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

ZOMG! Secret Astral Fencer avatar!

Yeah, the Incest Topic is pretty boss. Almost final boss.
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

Incest.
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Mace rape.





...Oh, I thought we were calling out ToK fads...
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