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| Asexuals.; Yep thats right. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 3 2008, 01:00 AM (3,284 Views) | |
| Ian889 | Apr 3 2008, 01:00 AM Post #1 |
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.
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I have decided that people who call themselves asexual aren’t real. Why? Because they cannot reproduce without are partner so I have decided to call them something else. I think I will call them Oranges. Well I have never seen to oranges having sex so I assume that they don't have sexual feelings therefore people who don't have sexual feelings shall now be referred to as oranges |
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| Illetizgerg | Apr 3 2008, 01:40 AM Post #2 |
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You have made a logical presentation of the fact that yes, oranges cannot exist. Furthermore, we can conclude that orange juice is also impossible, and thus the attractive female Jamba Juice team member who serves me my Mighty Mango cannot actually be making me a Mighty Mango. Compulsive liars often lie, thus Attractive Jamba Juice Girl must be a liar, considering that she must have lied every time she supposedly got me a "mighty mango". I feel uncomfortable around compulsive liars, so I no longer feel it appropriate to be attracted to Attractive Jamba Juice Girl. The end. |
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| GoV | Apr 3 2008, 04:50 AM Post #3 |
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Hear it, see it, speak it.
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I see. |
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| ShinyGirafarig | Apr 3 2008, 06:56 AM Post #4 |
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Giraffes are adorable.
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Oranges themselves are actually the ovaries and the seeds inside are eggs. Lol, plant sexual reproduction. Some plants are asexual while some actually have genders. Now why am I talking about botanic stuff in a joke topic? |
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| Adnarel | Apr 3 2008, 07:35 AM Post #5 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
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| Momentime | Apr 3 2008, 08:44 AM Post #6 |
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uh oh
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See? The Luna clan has a sense of humor... |
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| Chrono Ivan | Apr 3 2008, 08:45 AM Post #7 |
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He who strikes like lightning
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We oranges are descended from impossibility itself Taught never to show interest Never to to be kinky Taught that making horny singles bar goers embarrassed and confused was the greatest glory he could a achieve in his life. An orange, the finest fruit the world has ever known. |
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| Blissfulystoopid | Apr 3 2008, 03:38 PM Post #8 |
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I know an orange, but we think he's just repressing some feelings for other reasons. He is a COMPLETE NUTJOB for reasons TOTALLY unrelated to his orangy-ness, but no one knows why he's a nut, or an orange. He's also inredibly dumb. The other oranges would be ashamed of him, really. |
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| Momentime | Apr 3 2008, 04:03 PM Post #9 |
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uh oh
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Be afraid! The crops will burn to the ground! The thousand planations of the Florida counties will descend upon you! |
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| Saturos | Apr 3 2008, 06:02 PM Post #10 |
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heart-under-blade
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XD I lawl'd, Ian. |
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| Dracobolt | Apr 3 2008, 06:08 PM Post #11 |
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Incorrigible
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XD, indeed. I came into the topic thinking it would be a serious discussion, but this was a pleasant surprise.
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| The Phantom Squee | Apr 3 2008, 06:56 PM Post #12 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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And here we have the Temple at its finest. |
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| Peakay | Apr 3 2008, 08:59 PM Post #13 |
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me IRL
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I agree with Ian's statement. |
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| Ian889 | Apr 3 2008, 11:14 PM Post #14 |
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.
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Dracobolt Posted on Apr 3 2008, 11:08 PM XD, indeed. I came into the topic thinking it would be a serious discussion, but this was a pleasant surprise. A serious discussion from me? Never.... |
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| Dracobolt | Apr 3 2008, 11:16 PM Post #15 |
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Incorrigible
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So says Mister I Love Religious Debates. >_>
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| Ian889 | Apr 3 2008, 11:31 PM Post #16 |
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.
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I do love debates.... |
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| Chrono Ivan | Apr 4 2008, 11:25 AM Post #17 |
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He who strikes like lightning
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Oh no you don't. </IRONIC GESTURE'D> |
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| Adnarel | Apr 4 2008, 12:21 PM Post #18 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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QFT! =D |
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| Elephande | Apr 4 2008, 02:36 PM Post #19 |
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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain
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If this is our finest, should we even mention the worst? |
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| Dracobolt | Apr 4 2008, 06:20 PM Post #20 |
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Incorrigible
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Yes, because I'm curious as to what thay would be.
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