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I dare you to post here. >_>
Topic Started: Nov 17 2007, 04:18 PM (4,411 Views)
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Sol Aurarius
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I'm going to have to carry my towel around a lot, in case if a situation arises.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Nah, just let it fly, loud and proud.
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Sol Aurarius
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That's how I got fired from my last job. >_>
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Kyarorain
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Lol. You should be in a job that requires you not hide it.
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Momentime
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uh oh

In other words, the porn business is for you!
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Such revelations!
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Sol Aurarius
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I'm applying tomorrow. Anybody know any tricks?
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Kyarorain
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Well, during the interview, if her toes curl, it's a real orgasm.
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Shamedmonkey
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And try to make as little noise as possible. Only the girls are supposed to be vocal.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Um, guys, I don't think he's getting into a facet of the industry that has him spending much time around girls.

Just thought you might like to know.

:mars_djinn: :mars_djinn: :mars_djinn:
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

0.o
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

He... asked me to be his audition partner...
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cock ninja

I dun beleef j00!
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Kyarorain
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£1337 says he accepted.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

I have heard it from a very good source that he did.
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cock ninja

Who will sex0r me if Enro's gay?
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Drop your panties Sir William! I cannot wait 'til lunchtime!

This is just too good to edit. ~Andycat
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

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uh oh

FAP FAP FAP
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