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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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I dare you to post here. >_>
Topic Started: Nov 17 2007, 04:18 PM (4,412 Views)
Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

What!
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cock ninja

Main screen turn on. It's you!
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Momentime
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uh oh

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN? ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
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cock ninja

YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
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uh oh

What you say?
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Sol Aurarius
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YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

HAHAHA.
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Sol Aurarius
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Wait second! Come back.
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cock ninja

WHAT YOU SAY?
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

What you do for not do destruction?
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cock ninja

HAHAHA! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

No, stay! I give every Zig.
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Sol Aurarius
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ZIGS ARE NOT WANTED. I WANT LOVE.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

For great justice!
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Sol Aurarius
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Captain! We retire to chamber.
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

LAUNCH EVERY WHIP, CHAIN, AND HANDCUFFS!
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

For great justice! Launch every bubble machine.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

CATS, I didn't know you had it in you!
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I am a professional nudist photographer. My next assignment is at a children's camp.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Draco, could you change me to Mars Clan?
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