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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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I dare you to post here. >_>
Topic Started: Nov 17 2007, 04:18 PM (4,413 Views)
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Sol Aurarius
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Bow chikka-chikka bow bow!

*lights incense burners*
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

*turns the lights down low*

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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cock ninja

*puts on a smooth jazz CD*
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Sol Aurarius
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Mirrors on the cieling? Check.
Porn soundtrack? Check.
Dim lighting? Check.
Candles and incense? Check.
Filming crew? Check.
Actors? Check, check, check, check!
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

*starts slowly peeling off layers of clothing*
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cock ninja

*beckons Lach from the bed, squirming invitingly*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

>_>
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cock ninja

*giggles*
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Miss Madeleine
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*pokes head into room*

May I join the fun?
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cock ninja

The more the merrier. And I see you've brought your toy!
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Sol Aurarius
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Face the camera, cummon.
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cock ninja

Mm. Mmmmmmmm. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

I have taken something precious of yours.
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cock ninja

*shuddering sigh*

Mm, that which was freely given.
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AstraSage
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The Spectral Star

I want some.
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cock ninja

That can be arranged.
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uh oh

HUGE EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!
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cock ninja

What happen?
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Someone set up us the bomb!
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cock ninja

We get signal.
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