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I dare you to post here. >_>
Topic Started: Nov 17 2007, 04:18 PM (4,414 Views)
Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

*erects a pole*
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Poui
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That's wrong on so many levels. And awesome.
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Miss Madeleine
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*pole dances*

Tips are welcome!
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

*writes Spella a check for OVER NINE-THOUSAAAND U.S. dollars*
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

*steals the money and diverts it into the Red Light district of Amsterdam*
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AstraSage
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The Spectral Star

Ah, yes, more funds for my many... business excursions.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

(Could you use that to renovate some of your facilities? The springs on most of the beds are worn out.)
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

It's kind of scary that I can't tell whether Adnarel has edited all the posts in this topic or not. o_0

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:

I've left about two or three untouched. Lol, Temple.
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Miss Madeleine
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I flourish in the Red Light district!
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Yeah, but only with a crisp $20 in your hand.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Oh, there are other ways to help her. Most of them center around mind-altering drugs. But that's fine in Amsterdam.
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

*drinks absinth*
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

I like putting toothbrushes to alternate uses.
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

I like Amsterdam! My friend goes there on holiday! Whenever she comes back, she's so mellow.
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

That's the hash.
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Momentime
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uh oh

I made those brownies. She better be mellow, for all the special ingredient I put in.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

*explicits next poster*

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Silvy
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idolswag4lyfe

*Is explicitized*

Woot, got laid by Draco! I beat my brother to it!

*looks for Saturos*

You owe me $10.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Lol, bets. I'm sure it would be better that Draco now know about these.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

*cheap porno soundtrack plays*
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