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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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I dare you to post here. >_>
Topic Started: Nov 17 2007, 04:18 PM (4,415 Views)
Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

*stabs the iPod with a herring*
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Silvy
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idolswag4lyfe

*stabs the iPod with his manhood*
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Miss Madeleine
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... I'm not touching that iPod anymore.

*gets out a Zune*
*fondles it*
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Cummon, you know you love me better than Zune... or at least Silvy does. I don't see anybody poking a Zune with their erect manhood!
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Momentime
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uh oh

*pokes Spella's Zune with his erect manhood*
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

FAP FAP FAP
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

I'm a jealous lover.

*plots against Microsoft*
*phails because Apple sucks*
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Enro
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My stupid screen is always messy. It always happens when I read this topic...
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Silvy
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idolswag4lyfe

Use a sock, Enro.
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Enro
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Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. Whose socks must they be?
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Your sister's. >_>
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Yeah, that's only a problem when they try to put the socks on. They can scream pretty loud sometimes, and frankly, I don't blame them.
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Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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My sister is an infant, and even her little booties are too big...
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

I hear that natural herbs and supplements can increase length and girth!

:venus_djinn: :venus_djinn: :venus_djinn:
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Or you could get a pill with pure extract of John-Boy. Those are far more effective.
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

*drinks all of the alcohol in the universe*
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Miss Madeleine
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That's not good for your liver, dear.
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Poui
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No, don't talk about alcohol. I liked this topic better when it was about alternate uses for socks.
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Kyarorain
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I have a gargantuan appetite for carnal pleasures.
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

Kyarorain
Nov 21 2007, 10:24 PM
I have a gargantuan appetite for banana pudding.


FIX'D
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