Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
| I dare you to post here. >_> | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 17 2007, 04:18 PM (4,415 Views) | |
| Kyarorain | Nov 19 2007, 07:34 PM Post #61 |
|
Epitome of Insanity
![]()
|
*stabs the iPod with a herring* |
![]() |
|
| Silvy | Nov 19 2007, 07:40 PM Post #62 |
|
idolswag4lyfe
![]()
|
*stabs the iPod with his manhood* |
![]() |
|
| Miss Madeleine | Nov 19 2007, 07:42 PM Post #63 |
|
Unregistered
|
... I'm not touching that iPod anymore. *gets out a Zune* *fondles it* |
|
|
| Lachesis | Nov 19 2007, 08:36 PM Post #64 |
|
What are birds?
![]()
|
Cummon, you know you love me better than Zune... or at least Silvy does. I don't see anybody poking a Zune with their erect manhood! |
![]() |
|
| Momentime | Nov 19 2007, 09:20 PM Post #65 |
|
uh oh
![]()
|
*pokes Spella's Zune with his erect manhood* |
![]() |
|
| Bane Martius Agni | Nov 19 2007, 09:38 PM Post #66 |
![]()
Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
![]()
|
FAP FAP FAP |
![]() |
|
| Lachesis | Nov 19 2007, 09:52 PM Post #67 |
|
What are birds?
![]()
|
I'm a jealous lover. *plots against Microsoft* *phails because Apple sucks* |
![]() |
|
| Enro | Nov 20 2007, 06:55 AM Post #68 |
![]()
Sol Aurarius
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
My stupid screen is always messy. It always happens when I read this topic... |
![]() |
|
| Silvy | Nov 20 2007, 07:11 PM Post #69 |
|
idolswag4lyfe
![]()
|
Use a sock, Enro. |
![]() |
|
| Enro | Nov 20 2007, 09:05 PM Post #70 |
![]()
Sol Aurarius
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. Whose socks must they be? |
![]() |
|
| Adnarel | Nov 20 2007, 09:15 PM Post #71 |
![]()
I'd rather be outside.
![]()
|
Your sister's. >_> |
![]() |
|
| Bane Martius Agni | Nov 20 2007, 09:23 PM Post #72 |
![]()
Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
![]()
|
Yeah, that's only a problem when they try to put the socks on. They can scream pretty loud sometimes, and frankly, I don't blame them. |
![]() |
|
| Enro | Nov 20 2007, 09:31 PM Post #73 |
![]()
Sol Aurarius
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
My sister is an infant, and even her little booties are too big... |
![]() |
|
| Dracobolt | Nov 21 2007, 05:29 AM Post #74 |
|
Incorrigible
![]()
|
I hear that natural herbs and supplements can increase length and girth!
|
![]() |
|
| Adnarel | Nov 21 2007, 04:49 PM Post #75 |
![]()
I'd rather be outside.
![]()
|
Or you could get a pill with pure extract of John-Boy. Those are far more effective. |
![]() |
|
| Calibrations | Nov 21 2007, 04:54 PM Post #76 |
|
cock ninja
![]()
|
*drinks all of the alcohol in the universe* |
![]() |
|
| Miss Madeleine | Nov 21 2007, 04:54 PM Post #77 |
|
Unregistered
|
That's not good for your liver, dear. |
|
|
| Poui | Nov 21 2007, 04:59 PM Post #78 |
![]() ![]()
|
No, don't talk about alcohol. I liked this topic better when it was about alternate uses for socks. |
![]() |
|
| Kyarorain | Nov 21 2007, 05:24 PM Post #79 |
|
Epitome of Insanity
![]()
|
I have a gargantuan appetite for carnal pleasures. |
![]() |
|
| Chrono Ivan | Nov 21 2007, 05:36 PM Post #80 |
![]()
He who strikes like lightning
![]()
|
FIX'D |
![]() |
|
| Go to Next Page | |
| « Previous Topic · Pointless Gibberish · Next Topic » |















![]](http://z1.ifrm.com/static/1/pip_r.png)





3:23 AM Jul 11






