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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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I dare you to post here. >_>
Topic Started: Nov 17 2007, 04:18 PM (4,416 Views)
Lachesis
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What are birds?

I have this fantasy where I'm a tomato and I get smeared on somebody's glistening naked body. And then I get licked off.
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Miss Madeleine
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I have this fantasy where I smear somebody with tomatoes and then I lick it off.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

That's not in the slightest bit arousing. Mustard however...
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

'Ya know, Draco...I won a hot dog stand...If you're interested...
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

I can lick all of my toes. And my elbow. Try it!
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Miss Madeleine
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*picks up a tomato*

Oh, Shaaaaaaaadow!
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Ooh! Ooh! Let me be the tomato!

*turns into a tomato*
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Miss Madeleine
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Shut up.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

*explodes in Spella's face*

Now lick me off. Lick me!
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Miss Madeleine
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*licks the tomato off*

Now for somebody else...
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Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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*picks up a bottle of mustard*

Hey, Draco, c'mere.
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Shamedmonkey
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*sets up cameras, lights, plastic sheets on the ground*

Let's roll!
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

*is licked*

Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's good.
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Captain Skullfuck
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ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS

*huge shuddering sigh*

Ahhh, that was good to watch.

*slips on the puddle that formed underneath*
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

I'll be the microphone-person. Actors, assume the position!
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

*assumes the position with next poster*
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

Woohahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Mmmmm, mmmmm, MMMMMMMMMMM!!!

*turns into an ipod*
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Miss Madeleine
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I hate iPods.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

BURN THE APPLE CORPORATION PRODUCT!
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