Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 17 2007, 04:18 PM (4,416 Views) | |
| Lachesis | Nov 18 2007, 09:06 PM Post #41 |
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What are birds?
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I have this fantasy where I'm a tomato and I get smeared on somebody's glistening naked body. And then I get licked off. |
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| Miss Madeleine | Nov 18 2007, 09:20 PM Post #42 |
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I have this fantasy where I smear somebody with tomatoes and then I lick it off. |
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| Dracobolt | Nov 18 2007, 09:39 PM Post #43 |
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Incorrigible
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That's not in the slightest bit arousing. Mustard however... |
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| Bane Martius Agni | Nov 18 2007, 09:57 PM Post #44 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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'Ya know, Draco...I won a hot dog stand...If you're interested... |
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| Lachesis | Nov 18 2007, 09:58 PM Post #45 |
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What are birds?
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I can lick all of my toes. And my elbow. Try it! |
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| Miss Madeleine | Nov 18 2007, 10:15 PM Post #46 |
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*picks up a tomato* Oh, Shaaaaaaaadow! |
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| Lachesis | Nov 18 2007, 10:16 PM Post #47 |
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What are birds?
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Ooh! Ooh! Let me be the tomato! *turns into a tomato* |
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| Miss Madeleine | Nov 18 2007, 10:20 PM Post #48 |
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Shut up. |
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| Lachesis | Nov 18 2007, 10:22 PM Post #49 |
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What are birds?
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*explodes in Spella's face* Now lick me off. Lick me! |
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| Miss Madeleine | Nov 18 2007, 10:30 PM Post #50 |
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*licks the tomato off* Now for somebody else... |
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| Enro | Nov 18 2007, 11:42 PM Post #51 |
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*picks up a bottle of mustard* Hey, Draco, c'mere. |
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| Shamedmonkey | Nov 19 2007, 09:43 AM Post #52 |
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*sets up cameras, lights, plastic sheets on the ground* Let's roll! |
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| Lachesis | Nov 19 2007, 10:45 AM Post #53 |
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What are birds?
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*is licked* Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's good. |
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| Captain Skullfuck | Nov 19 2007, 12:51 PM Post #54 |
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ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS
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*huge shuddering sigh* Ahhh, that was good to watch. *slips on the puddle that formed underneath* |
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| Calibrations | Nov 19 2007, 01:15 PM Post #55 |
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cock ninja
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I'll be the microphone-person. Actors, assume the position! |
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| Lachesis | Nov 19 2007, 06:32 PM Post #56 |
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What are birds?
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*assumes the position with next poster* |
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| Chrono Ivan | Nov 19 2007, 06:36 PM Post #57 |
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He who strikes like lightning
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Woohahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Lachesis | Nov 19 2007, 06:37 PM Post #58 |
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What are birds?
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Mmmmm, mmmmm, MMMMMMMMMMM!!! *turns into an ipod* |
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| Miss Madeleine | Nov 19 2007, 07:00 PM Post #59 |
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I hate iPods. |
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| Bane Martius Agni | Nov 19 2007, 07:31 PM Post #60 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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BURN THE APPLE CORPORATION PRODUCT! |
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