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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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I dare you to post here. >_>
Topic Started: Nov 17 2007, 04:18 PM (4,417 Views)
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Sol Aurarius
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I enjoy reading Christian Romance Novels and eating dark chocolate.
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

Project Iris is actually been abandoned for the more popular Project Retina, which focuses on a slash fic written in the epic style using pentameter.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

I play the ukelele. At the local strip club.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Friends, countrymen, Kradenettes... I stand before you here today to repent of my blatant spamming... can you all forgive me?
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

No.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Why? I really want to change my ways!
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

Just... no.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

*cries*

Can't you see that I'm sincere!? I'm sick and tired of people thinking that I'm a stupid shallow Texan. What I want people to know is that I value good grammar, like tea, and do yoga every night.
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Miss Madeleine
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Nobody knows who I am because I changed my name and avatar at the same time.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

I went to an Earth Rally last night. I got attacked by a tree-hugger even more rabid than I. He said my breath emitted CO2 into the atmosphere, and that I should die rather than do that. So this... is what I will do: I am going to genetically alter my lungs so that I exhale O3 (that's ozone to you) instead of CO2.
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Momentime
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uh oh

(I was the rabid tree-hugger)
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

I've also decided that I'm going to emphasize words using italics rather than capitalizing them all the time.

Caps lock is cruise control for cool.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

O RLY?
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Draco, could you please put me in Mercury Clan?
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Yeah, I'll do that right away.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Thanks! I decided Mercury is the element for me! :P
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

In lieu of intelligent content, I give you my hypothesis, 500 times.

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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

That doesn't even need editing. >_>
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Mercury is fun!

*performs a nether-freeze on Diddy*

Ha! And she's not even around for it!
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Shamedmonkey
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I have a fetish where I'm blindfolded and I have tomator smeared all over me. Then my lover comes and licks it off.
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