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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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I dare you to post here. >_>
Topic Started: Nov 17 2007, 04:18 PM (4,400 Views)
Supernerd
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I taped it.
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GoV
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Hear it, see it, speak it.

O RLY?
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Supernerd
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YA RLY!
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NO WAI!
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YA WAI!
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FR SRS?
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cock ninja

SRSLY!
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GoV
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R U SHURE/
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cock ninja

YES UFF KURSE
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And that, kids, is how the true Temple progression of O RLY goes.

~ Adnarel
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Supernerd
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I am thankful for the precedent of lulz and tomfoolery set by Kradenettes before me.
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Hear it, see it, speak it.

Those like KP, Dash, Ryu, Faust, Ian, Roymarth, Abjcool, Dracobolt, FatallyXChaotic... and myself!
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It's a good thing no drama has been introduced to the Temple by new generations of users.
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Good thing Adnarel is a backwards-looking stick in the mud.
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Good thing he's editing every single post in this topic that isn't funny enough to leave alone.
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Supernerd
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Perhaps we should try to make posts so off-the-wall, it's actually difficult to tell what's edited and what's not!
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Why, what a fantastic idea! Full steam ahead, I say!
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lolspam
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lolchainletter...
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