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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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I dare you to post here. >_>
Topic Started: Nov 17 2007, 04:18 PM (4,402 Views)
Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

I use staplers to get the tangles out of my hair.
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DarkPsnergyAdept
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I have staplers for hands. High fives are so problematic.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

*tries to get white-out out of hair*
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Dreaming Sun
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Gotta use marshmallows for that, d00d.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

I hear afterbirth works well for that, too.
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

Mmm, cherries... *looks around* What?
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Dreaming Sun
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*pukes*
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

*barfs*
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Dreaming Sun
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*vomits*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

*throws up*
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

*hurls*
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

*ralphs*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

*blows chunks*
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

*upchucks*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

*spews*
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

*regurgitates*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

*retches*
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

*cleans up the awful mess*
*using a hydrogen bomb*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Now the contents of our stomach have been dissociated into their constituent atoms! Hurrah!
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Dreaming Sun
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I dissociated your mom.
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