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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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I dare you to post here. >_>
Topic Started: Nov 17 2007, 04:18 PM (4,403 Views)
Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

Let's not test that.
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

*wants details about plush furniture*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

I hear it's difficult to clean. *smirks* Ask Sacra.
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

Well, judging from that video...
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

So... was that couch supposed to be striped?
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

I don't think so. My aunt has a similar one, and it's only one color.
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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You can see the-

We don't need a graphic description either. Any more from you, and you're suspended.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

No sense of shame.
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

Guize, let's talk about hair care products.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

I like to use white-out
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

Ew, white-out saps the moisture from your hair. makes it like straw
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

*shrugs* to each his own
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Lol, enjoy you straw hair.
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

What do you use, Simple?
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Afterbirth.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Whose afterbirth?
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

Only the afterbirth of teen mothers.
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

Teen pregnancy drops sharply after age 19, I've heard.
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

You can't believe everything you hear in the news.
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

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