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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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I dare you to post here. >_>
Topic Started: Nov 17 2007, 04:18 PM (4,406 Views)
Lachesis
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What are birds?

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Calibrations
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cock ninja

My personal transvestite harem has grown yearly ever since I hit puberty.
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Poui
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... you had a transvestite harem before you hit puberty?
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Dreaming Sun
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Such closed-mindedness. Tut tut.
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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What are your thoughts on the great Harem Rebellion of 1534?
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Dreaming Sun
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^ second'd
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Xavier 
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Parishioner
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YOU GUYS

HAREMS ARE INHUMANE AND TRANSVESTITES ARE PEOPLE TOO YOU CAN'T BUY AND SELL THEM LIKE MATERIALS THEY HAVE THOUGHTS FEELINGS HOPES DREAMS AND SOME OF THEM MIGHT BE ABLE TO START THEIR OWN FAMILY BUT I'M NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT THAT LAST PART
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Ooooh, this was a good topic to bump. I've got the last page up to here done. Such revelations!
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Today, at school, the lunch ladies made banana pudding.
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Remanoir
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Adept
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Today at school, I made banana pudding for the kids.
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Today, a lunch lady put banana pudding on me.
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Poui
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Today, I washed a plate that had recently had banana pudding on it.
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

Today, I washed a dish that had banana pudding on it.
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Dreaming Sun
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Today, I supplied a washing machine that washed a plate that had banana pudding on it with power.
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GoV
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Hear it, see it, speak it.

Today, I was burnt to supply a power station with energy.
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Today, I turned in a furry to be burnt at a power plant for energy.
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

O_O
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O_O
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

:crazy:
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Dreaming Sun
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OPT: :felix: / :karst:
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