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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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I dare you to post here. >_>
Topic Started: Nov 17 2007, 04:18 PM (4,408 Views)
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Sol Aurarius
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Hey, can somebody help me here? I'm making a pie.
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cock ninja

No, let me make it for you.
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

Yes, let us women make the pie.
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cock ninja

Let me get my hair net.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

I like where this thread is going.
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cock ninja

While the pie is in the oven, I'll get your slippers and pipe.
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Elephande
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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain

And the newspaper! Don't forget it!
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

I'll go pick the apples and harvest the grain for the crust.
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cock ninja

I'm cleaning up the children so they look nice.
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Elephande
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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain

Peace and order in the household. The neighbors will be jealous of our new refridgerator too.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Smile, Mona Lisa, smile.
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Sol Aurarius
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A man needs to feel in charge yet relaxed in his household.
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Ethan


Oh, yes. In fact, we've gone ahead and installed a second kitchen in our bedroom.
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cock ninja

On of the better additions since the mirror on the cieling, I may add.
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Sol Aurarius
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SEEN BUT NOT HEARD!
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Ethan


DON'T EDIT MY POSTS!
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Ethan


A good rule to live by, Enro.
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Kyarorain
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For us women, you mean?
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Ethan


Of course.
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cock ninja

Is your heat compress still warm?
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