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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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I dare you to post here. >_>
Topic Started: Nov 17 2007, 04:18 PM (4,409 Views)
Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

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cock ninja

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Enro
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Kyarorain
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I don't like these macros. I want to talk about Enro's abrupt end to his porn career.
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Ethan


Enro's a porn star?!
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Enro
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I used to be...
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

But you should be in the prime of your career right now!
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Ethan


He didn't put out enough... does that mean what I think it does?
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cock ninja

Yes.
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

I feel like there's more to this than what meets the eye.
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Ethan


Weird.... i don't remember posting that at all

This one stays for theh lulz.
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cock ninja

Enro, which sub-industry did you go into?
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Enro
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Well, the normal section, but I wanted into the weird fetish section.

They have you fill out a form with all of the weird kinks you have, and, well, one of mine was rather incriminating.
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Ethan


Nothing abnormal?
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cock ninja

But everybody's allowed a kink.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Why, Enro...

I didn't know you were a furry!
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cock ninja

[size0]Meep.
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Enro
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BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

I've been working up to this point for a looooong time. =)
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cock ninja

End story one.
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