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Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: General Topic
Topic Started: Oct 11 2007, 05:32 PM (4,741 Views)
Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

We need to make a topic for these games, once and for all.
Discuss all 3 here. (No spoilers please. If you do, keep em hidden.)
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ShinyGirafarig
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Giraffes are adorable.

Did you hear. Draco doesn't want to know about the greatness of PW because of us rabid fans.

And I linked to the silly flash in my sig.
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Kyarorain
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We were just sick of it popping up in every topic, but one topic about PW should be fine.
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Erik the Appreciator
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Ah, this topic is what I was looking for in anticipation of my getting the game (hopefully very soon!).
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

Ahh, I still need to buy the first and third ones.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

If you get the third, you'll love 3-1, Crash. I loved that case so much.
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

Why would I love it? I really like 2-1 and 2-4, and 2-3 to a lesser degree. But I HATED 2-2. Waaay too many plot twists for me to enjoy it.
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Kyarorain
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You'll absolutely hate 3-5 then. That thing is stuffed to the BRIM with plot twists... and, yes, more than 2-2.
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Erik the Appreciator
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Sounds like these games are divided into big "cases" which are themselves little games and stories... I still haven't got my copy of PW1. :annoyed:
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

There are courtroom parts and investigation parts, Eric.
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Erik the Appreciator
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Okay! I have the game and had been playing it all afternoon and evening... I completely did the first two episodes by myself.

Current evaluation: The gameplay definitely appeals to me and my rationalist nature; this game seriously challenges and engages your observation skills, and I actually found the gameplay to be both satisfying and exhilirating when I get it right. The characters certainly have potential to rival Golden Sun's, but right now the courtroom proceedings themselves are what's even more amazing; the second episode was actually one of the more dramatic and "wow"-valued scenarios I've seen in any video game. And some of the occasional humor during the investigations is genius:

"I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait... I mean... you know what I mean."

XD. I'd say this line from episode 2 is a classic in the, er, shall I say, annals of video game monologue.

And of course, I have to use and modify my rant template where justice is due:

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO TESTIFY THAT REDD WHITE IS A PRUDELY LOSERO. HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO ACQUAINTANCES. HE ONLY BLACKMAILS CORPORATIONS BECAUSE THATS WHAT HE KNOWS BEST BY FAR. AT THIS ERA IN HIS LIFE-YEARS, HE IDOLIZES HIS MATERNAL RELATIVE BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO IS WILLING TO BE-KISS HIM. OTHER THAN HIS MATERNAL RELATIVE HE HAS NEVER EVER TOUCHERED A GIRL NOR WOULD HE EVER TRY BECAUSE HE IS SO SCAREDSTIFF. INSTEAND, HE SITS AT HOME ALL DAY IN A BIG EMBLACKENED COUSHY CHAIR ON HIS MOST LIKELY CAPACIOUS POSTERIOR, EATING A TUBUCKET OF POPCORN WITH TONS OF BUTTER AND TABLE-SALT, AND DRINKING DIET DOCTER TABLE-PEPPER OUT OF A BIG SLURP CONTAINER. HE MOST LIKELY HAS GREASE ENSTAINMENTS ON HIS SHIRT-TOP AND SKID MARKS IN HIS TIGHTY-WHITIES. HIS WHOLE LIFE-YEARS REVOLUTIONIZE AROUND MONEY AND HE THINKIFIES HE'S SO GREAT JUST BECAUSE HE GOT A COUPLE ONLINE AWARDS THAT DONT MEAN SHITCRAP. HE SUSTAINS A LIVING BY SELLING HIS RUNESCAPE ACCOUNT ON EBAY AND THE ONLY WAY HE COULD EVER HOPE TO GET MARRINATED OR EVEN TALK TO A HUMANOID OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ALIGNMENT WOULD BE ON SOME STUPIDUMB ONLINE GAME LIKE EVERQUEST. HE WEARS GIGANTUAN, ENTHICKENED, BIG EMBLACKENED GLASSES AND HE HASNT SELF-SHOWERED IN TWO WEEKS. HE HAS A FACIALBEARD BECAUSE HE IS TOO RELAXED TO SHAVE IT AND HE HASNT SUBSTITUTED HIS UNDERWEAR IN MONTHS. HE LIKES INFLI-CAUSING HARMATION TO PEOPLE TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTEROUS ABOUT HIS OWN PITIFULISH LIFE-YEARS. HE IS A LOSERO AND THATS ALL HE WILL BE!!
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Phoenix7
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Erik the Appreciator
Oct 16 2007, 05:26 AM
"I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait... I mean... you know what I mean."

XD. I'd say this line from episode 2 is a classic in the, er, shall I say, annals of video game monologue.

OBJECTION!
That was from Case 3.
Case 3 was very awesome though. I loved Turnabout Samurai to pieces.
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Kyarorain
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I'm pretty sure that WAS from Case 2. April May, right?

Who would it be about in Case 3? Oldbag? *pukes* Getting to her bottom makes no sense, and isn't as funny, because Phoenix isn't attracted to her, so he wouldn't mess up by saying 'to her bottom' *pukes again* He wasn't attracted to Dee Vasquez either.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

Actually, it was Dee Vasquez. I remember it.
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Kyarorain
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Objection!

Take a good look at this GameFAQs script:

http://www.gamefaqs.com/portable/ds/file/925589/42767

Within this piece of evidence, you will find the following dialogue:

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-Phoenix
There is definitely
something suspicious
about this "Miss May"!

-Phoenix
Why would she have something
like this in her hotel room?

-Phoenix
There's a story behind all
this, I know it!

-Phoenix
Alright...

-Phoenix
I'll be using this bit of
evidence in tomorrow's
trial, that's for sure.

-Phoenix
For Maya's sake...

-Phoenix
I'll get to this woman's
bottom! Wait... I mean
... you know what I mean.


-April
Oh, bellboy...?
Still there?

-Phoenix
(Uh oh, time to scram!)

-Phoenix
(I look forward to tangoing
with you tomorrow, Miss May!)

-Phoenix
(In court!)
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

Oops, I mixed it up with the Dee Vasquez one. My bad.
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Erik the Appreciator
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The name "Ms. April May" sounds like a character in One Piece...

I'm just now seeing that Maya Fey (the user)'s avatar is a bunch of PW characters stacked on each other...

And hey, now I know that whenever Dracobolt badmouths this franchise, I'll just pretend to be baffled and declare "I'll get to Draco's bottom"! She'll want to pick the game up right away. XDXDXD
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

One Piece = Awesomeness.
You're thinking of Miss Valentine, Mr Five and countless others, is that why?
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Erik the Appreciator
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One piece is fine in my books, actually. In the anime dub there's a character named "Ms. April Fools Day", I believe.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

Yeah...Shame she never appeared (Only for 5 seconds, she did though). I would have flattened that brat like roadkill.
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