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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 11 2007, 05:32 PM (4,728 Views) | |
| Phoenix7 | Oct 11 2007, 05:32 PM Post #1 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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We need to make a topic for these games, once and for all. Discuss all 3 here. (No spoilers please. If you do, keep em hidden.) |
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| ShinyGirafarig | Oct 11 2007, 05:37 PM Post #2 |
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Giraffes are adorable.
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Did you hear. Draco doesn't want to know about the greatness of PW because of us rabid fans. And I linked to the silly flash in my sig. |
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| Kyarorain | Oct 12 2007, 02:50 AM Post #3 |
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We were just sick of it popping up in every topic, but one topic about PW should be fine. |
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| Erik the Appreciator | Oct 12 2007, 02:51 AM Post #4 |
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Master of Trivia, Grand Patron of 5 Gens
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Ah, this topic is what I was looking for in anticipation of my getting the game (hopefully very soon!). |
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| Crash | Oct 12 2007, 03:44 PM Post #5 |
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!
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Ahh, I still need to buy the first and third ones. |
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| Phoenix7 | Oct 12 2007, 06:12 PM Post #6 |
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If you get the third, you'll love 3-1, Crash. I loved that case so much. |
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| Crash | Oct 13 2007, 02:17 PM Post #7 |
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!
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Why would I love it? I really like 2-1 and 2-4, and 2-3 to a lesser degree. But I HATED 2-2. Waaay too many plot twists for me to enjoy it. |
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| Kyarorain | Oct 13 2007, 02:28 PM Post #8 |
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You'll absolutely hate 3-5 then. That thing is stuffed to the BRIM with plot twists... and, yes, more than 2-2. |
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| Erik the Appreciator | Oct 13 2007, 02:30 PM Post #9 |
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Sounds like these games are divided into big "cases" which are themselves little games and stories... I still haven't got my copy of PW1. :annoyed: |
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| Phoenix7 | Oct 14 2007, 04:32 PM Post #10 |
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There are courtroom parts and investigation parts, Eric. |
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| Erik the Appreciator | Oct 16 2007, 12:26 AM Post #11 |
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Okay! I have the game and had been playing it all afternoon and evening... I completely did the first two episodes by myself. Current evaluation: The gameplay definitely appeals to me and my rationalist nature; this game seriously challenges and engages your observation skills, and I actually found the gameplay to be both satisfying and exhilirating when I get it right. The characters certainly have potential to rival Golden Sun's, but right now the courtroom proceedings themselves are what's even more amazing; the second episode was actually one of the more dramatic and "wow"-valued scenarios I've seen in any video game. And some of the occasional humor during the investigations is genius: "I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait... I mean... you know what I mean." XD. I'd say this line from episode 2 is a classic in the, er, shall I say, annals of video game monologue. And of course, I have to use and modify my rant template where justice is due: I WOULD JUST LIKE TO TESTIFY THAT REDD WHITE IS A PRUDELY LOSERO. HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO ACQUAINTANCES. HE ONLY BLACKMAILS CORPORATIONS BECAUSE THATS WHAT HE KNOWS BEST BY FAR. AT THIS ERA IN HIS LIFE-YEARS, HE IDOLIZES HIS MATERNAL RELATIVE BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO IS WILLING TO BE-KISS HIM. OTHER THAN HIS MATERNAL RELATIVE HE HAS NEVER EVER TOUCHERED A GIRL NOR WOULD HE EVER TRY BECAUSE HE IS SO SCAREDSTIFF. INSTEAND, HE SITS AT HOME ALL DAY IN A BIG EMBLACKENED COUSHY CHAIR ON HIS MOST LIKELY CAPACIOUS POSTERIOR, EATING A TUBUCKET OF POPCORN WITH TONS OF BUTTER AND TABLE-SALT, AND DRINKING DIET DOCTER TABLE-PEPPER OUT OF A BIG SLURP CONTAINER. HE MOST LIKELY HAS GREASE ENSTAINMENTS ON HIS SHIRT-TOP AND SKID MARKS IN HIS TIGHTY-WHITIES. HIS WHOLE LIFE-YEARS REVOLUTIONIZE AROUND MONEY AND HE THINKIFIES HE'S SO GREAT JUST BECAUSE HE GOT A COUPLE ONLINE AWARDS THAT DONT MEAN SHITCRAP. HE SUSTAINS A LIVING BY SELLING HIS RUNESCAPE ACCOUNT ON EBAY AND THE ONLY WAY HE COULD EVER HOPE TO GET MARRINATED OR EVEN TALK TO A HUMANOID OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ALIGNMENT WOULD BE ON SOME STUPIDUMB ONLINE GAME LIKE EVERQUEST. HE WEARS GIGANTUAN, ENTHICKENED, BIG EMBLACKENED GLASSES AND HE HASNT SELF-SHOWERED IN TWO WEEKS. HE HAS A FACIALBEARD BECAUSE HE IS TOO RELAXED TO SHAVE IT AND HE HASNT SUBSTITUTED HIS UNDERWEAR IN MONTHS. HE LIKES INFLI-CAUSING HARMATION TO PEOPLE TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTEROUS ABOUT HIS OWN PITIFULISH LIFE-YEARS. HE IS A LOSERO AND THATS ALL HE WILL BE!! |
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| Phoenix7 | Oct 16 2007, 10:34 AM Post #12 |
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OBJECTION! That was from Case 3. Case 3 was very awesome though. I loved Turnabout Samurai to pieces. |
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| Kyarorain | Oct 16 2007, 10:38 AM Post #13 |
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I'm pretty sure that WAS from Case 2. April May, right? Who would it be about in Case 3? Oldbag? *pukes* Getting to her bottom makes no sense, and isn't as funny, because Phoenix isn't attracted to her, so he wouldn't mess up by saying 'to her bottom' *pukes again* He wasn't attracted to Dee Vasquez either. |
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| Phoenix7 | Oct 16 2007, 10:44 AM Post #14 |
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Actually, it was Dee Vasquez. I remember it. |
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| Kyarorain | Oct 16 2007, 10:59 AM Post #15 |
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Objection! Take a good look at this GameFAQs script: http://www.gamefaqs.com/portable/ds/file/925589/42767 Within this piece of evidence, you will find the following dialogue:
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| Phoenix7 | Oct 16 2007, 11:32 AM Post #16 |
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Oops, I mixed it up with the Dee Vasquez one. My bad. |
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| Erik the Appreciator | Oct 16 2007, 12:36 PM Post #17 |
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The name "Ms. April May" sounds like a character in One Piece... I'm just now seeing that Maya Fey (the user)'s avatar is a bunch of PW characters stacked on each other... And hey, now I know that whenever Dracobolt badmouths this franchise, I'll just pretend to be baffled and declare "I'll get to Draco's bottom"! She'll want to pick the game up right away. XDXDXD |
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| Phoenix7 | Oct 16 2007, 12:39 PM Post #18 |
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One Piece = Awesomeness. You're thinking of Miss Valentine, Mr Five and countless others, is that why? |
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| Erik the Appreciator | Oct 16 2007, 12:41 PM Post #19 |
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One piece is fine in my books, actually. In the anime dub there's a character named "Ms. April Fools Day", I believe. |
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| Phoenix7 | Oct 16 2007, 12:42 PM Post #20 |
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Yeah...Shame she never appeared (Only for 5 seconds, she did though). I would have flattened that brat like roadkill. |
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