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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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OH NOES! I JUST REALIZED!
Topic Started: Sep 10 2007, 07:10 PM (235 Views)
HotSauce202
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WE'RE ALL HERETICS! THAT'S WHAT IT IS! HERESY THAT KRADEN IS NOT THE ONLY NOMINEE AND WINNER OF ALL THE USER CONTESTS!
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Off course.
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

aye.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Thing is, I'm pretty sure it's a given he's the winner of all of them.

So we're really voting on who OTHER than him is most BLAH.
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

Well, there are some we wouldn't pin on Kraden, right? Like biggest spammer or something?
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

True.

Unless he said otherwise, in which case, he'd be the biggest spammer.

But his spam would be so awesome that it would be spam only by comparison to his normal posts, though it would be far superior to any of our posts.
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Enro
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Well, he does have 7000% of all the Temple's posts >_>

Gotta be some spam in there somewhere.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

DOES there, or do you merely apply our lesser tendencies onto a greater being?
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

Enros quote is blasphemy.
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Captain Skullfuck
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ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS

MOAR KRADEN NAO.
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Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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Kraden does spam, but spam for him is like the most glorious of posts for us. His serious posts are too godly for the eyes to even behold.
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

Well, how about the best friend polls? Would we have Kraden/Kraden for all of them? (Even girl polls?)
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