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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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I'm bored.
Topic Started: Sep 9 2007, 07:55 AM (666 Views)
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Galadkarty.
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asphyxiate20
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The Red Rose

BLARG.
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Ema Skye
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Blargensmargenson.
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

*gasp* Did Asphy spam?
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asphyxiate20
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The Red Rose

Yeah, so what?
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Incorrigible

Yeah, you wanna make something of it? *breaks a beer bottle and waves it at Caz*

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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*Lethael explodes
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Captain Skullfuck
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ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS

*gathers Leth's pieces and cries*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

*shotguns AlexTE*
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Captain Skullfuck
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ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS

*bullet goes through head, exploding it into pieces, which look the same as the piece's of Leth*

Oh no! What confusion!
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

tru fax
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galehurricane


:mia:
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

How about the platypus?
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

TRIAL BY FIRE!
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Maybe later.
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Captain Skullfuck
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ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS

nao!
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

*Lachesis immolates Alex teh Eval*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

No.
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Captain Skullfuck
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ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS

*screams*
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

CHOOSE!

Cake or death?

Rumbustication or defenestration?

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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