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Describe the above poster in 50 words or more.
Topic Started: Sep 6 2007, 06:51 PM (1,330 Views)
ShmittlesThePoe
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Pirate Wavemaster
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Is named after a place of eternal fire, which his favorite miko once visited, or at least a former version of said place. Uses animated gifs to distract us all while he types words all sneaky-like. Also, his hips are apparently incapable of bearing false witness.
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

Right, you like Touhou and you lurk a lot. I can't come up with much more than that, so LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN.

There. Fifty-four words.
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

forks also LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN LEDERHOSEN
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Reimu has already has someone kinda describe him in this topic and is obviously posting more because he wants ATTENTION along with some GLOBAL SATURATION and other Wesker-related meme thingies. That's exactly thirty words in the previous sentence so now I need to boost this post up to fifty somehow. I'll pretend to do it with style and things and just make a decently long post, hopefully it hits the required word limit.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

RandomKrisGuy, aka RKG, aka that dude who doesn't like to be called RKG anymore. Favorite color is green, probably stolen from me. Likes to be a dragon which, I mean, would be pretty cool, I guess. Used to be a massive spammer, but cut that out, much to my chagrin. Once had his post count set to -9999, if I'm remembering correctly. Overall cool guy. I guess.
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

A cool guy, who likes to fap a lot. And I mean a lot. Sometimes I wonder how he doesn't chafe, but then I realize COKE CANS.
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ShmittlesThePoe
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Pirate Wavemaster
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Truly a 'stache beyond all fuzzy upper lips, the pinnacle of manly hair. Not only does a wooly mammoth rest upon his face, the mustache is maddening, chaotic to very brink of pure insanity. Few can wield its might without with the slightest hint of sanity. Also is fond of cheese.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

...I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT YOU. THIS IS NOT FIFTY WORDS. SORRY. I'M AN IDIOT.
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ShmittlesThePoe
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Pirate Wavemaster
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oh c'mon it's easy. like this:
doesn't know me. is a self-proclaimed idiot. Likes typing in all caps. enjoys RPs. Is a troublemaker. Represents self one who crosses arms while staring into your soul as if your not worth crap unless something of substance is found within this soul-staring process. Also likes to spam a lot.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Oh, so something like this:

doesn't know me. is a self-proclaimed idiot. Likes typing in all caps. enjoys RPs. Is a troublemaker. Represents self one who crosses arms while staring into your soul as if your not worth crap unless something of substance is found within this soul-staring process. Also likes to spam a lot.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

50.
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