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| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 6 2007, 06:51 PM (1,332 Views) | |
| Ema Skye | Sep 10 2007, 06:42 PM Post #21 |
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Is GAIL....GAYLE.....GA....G...GALE! THAR! YAAAY! Zomg leiks joopiter, and beter leik pai, prefers not to be be called Gail or Gayle. But just GALE. >< Enjoys 'owning' threads, considering he just did that Bel-Air thing. But hey, Deadbeard winz mooorrrre. BUT THIS IS ABOUT GALE! Oh, outta words. BAI! |
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| Ian889 | Sep 10 2007, 07:49 PM Post #22 |
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.
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Lives. |
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| Lachesis | Sep 10 2007, 08:24 PM Post #23 |
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What are birds?
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Ian, Lord of Darkness, Leader of both Dawn of Death and the Abyss, and voted by the members of this fair temple as the most evil user here, seems to currently be operating under the assumption this is the similarly named Describe the above poster in 10 words or less thread, which it is not. So sorry, you're off on the word count. |
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| Ian889 | Sep 11 2007, 02:33 PM Post #24 |
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.
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| Erik the Appreciator | Oct 8 2007, 01:58 PM Post #25 |
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Master of Trivia, Grand Patron of 5 Gens
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@Lachesis: One of many talkative users on the Temple of Kraden. Comes across as effeminate; whether or not the user's gender is female is as of yet unrevealed. Holds a thinly veiled belief that Erik isn't really the brightest when it comes to knowing about popular culture, and that belief is pretty much correct. Hopefully knows that Erik is intelligent enough to learn about these things very quickly, as was the case with when Erik encountered leet for the first time ever. (I'm only referring to myself in the third person to make the post sound more official, folks.) |
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| Lachesis | Oct 8 2007, 02:01 PM Post #26 |
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What are birds?
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HAS USED LONG WORDS IN THE PAST IN POSTS THAT ARE OFTEN CONSIDERED TL;DR BY THOSE POSSESSING EXCESSIVE LAZINESS RENDERING THEM UNINCLINED TO READ THEM, AND STATES THAT I DO NOT SEEM TO THINK HE IS KNOWLEDGABLE OF POPULAR CULTURE, WHICH IS NOT ENTIRELY CORRECT. THIS POST WILL EVENTUALLY EXCEED FIFTY WORDS, THE MAJORITY OF WHICH ARE COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT TO THE ACTUAL PURPOSE OF THE TOPIC, MOSTLY DUE TO THE FACT THIS TOPIC IS LOCATED IN POINTLESS GIBBERISH, A DOMAIN OF PURE, UNRESTRAINED SPAM, INSANITY, FROTHING MADNESS, AND ABOMINATIONS NOT MEANT TO BE SEEN BY MORTALS EYES. SHOULD THIS COMBINATION OF HORRID ELEMENTS BE UNLEASHED, THE WORLD IS DOOMED TO SUFFER HORRIBLY, AND MANKIND SHALL CRUMBLE UNDER THE WEIGHT OF TENTHOUSAND GASEOUS KUMQUATS. |
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| Jenn-uh | Aug 12 2012, 02:38 PM Post #27 |
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries
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Mysterious Jovian whose posts appear rarely, but are always quality. Lachesis is one of the many users who joined in 2007 and have stuck around since then. The awards Lach has won the most often are Best poster and, curiously, Strangest Poster. The above poster is often asked to join HFS on MSN. They should post more. |
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| Saturos | Aug 12 2012, 03:03 PM Post #28 |
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heart-under-blade
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^ Despite having joined in 2009, feels like an old friend. Charismatic and a good leader, in a gentle-but-firm sort of way. Can be somewhat hardheaded occasionally, in true Martian fashion, but is passionate about what she believes is right. Is taking a degree in education, with a concentration in... history, if I'm remembering rightly. Is one of the few women brave enough to have dated Werebarret and more than hold her own, being tsundere that way. Is allegedly addicted to meth. Has video making skills of awesomeness, though she rarely flaunts her talents (she should more). Is Leader of Mars, and a lovely member of the Temple of Kraden. |
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| Bane Martius Agni | Aug 12 2012, 03:19 PM Post #29 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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Not participating in this thread, feel free to ignore me and describe Satty, that hot hunk of manmeat, but holy crap, I used to be a [radio edit]tard. |
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| ShmittlesThePoe | Aug 12 2012, 04:07 PM Post #30 |
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Pirate Wavemaster
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Is really a ninja pirate samurai pokemon-trainer zombie alien philosopher game-developer hobbit super-hero mail-man super-saiyan turd-burglar all-American chef underwater-basket-weaver dinosaur-whisperer scientist pegasus-rider beanie-baby-collector Spartan robot from the future, and will soon kill us all... with alchemy. |
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| Mireia | Aug 12 2012, 04:56 PM Post #31 |
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Codename: Sailor T
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Is a Poe. He attacked me while I was riding my horse outside of Lon Lon Ranch, so I felled him in combat and then collected his remains in an empty bottle. The Poe Collector offered me fifty rupees for him, but I declined, as I had grown rather fond of the little guy (he's a actually pretty cool Poe, you see). So now he lives in one of my empty bottles. |
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| Hell | Aug 12 2012, 09:52 PM Post #32 |
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Mirea, an exceptionally delicious Kradenette who just wrote a description that made me chuckle. Loves sailor moon, has the best avatar to prove it. Also rather forgiving when it comes to matters of judging contests. herp derp. Her spine is also the third most likely candidate for mafia, after Gonadnarel and Miral. Alas, we thought we knew it well. |
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| Gilgamesh | Aug 12 2012, 10:56 PM Post #33 |
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solbowz Aurarius
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Some weirdo that lives upside down on the world and has a backwards ass timezone. Very silly and laid back. He spends way too much time playing video games and should be on MSN more often. Writes the best crack ever. He's a clanhopper that Kell and I got to join Venus by spamming pictures of Byakuren Hijiri, and he hasn't ever left the clan. Probably doesn't want me to say a lot of other things I could use to describe him here, so I won't because he's a good friend. No homo. Also, Gangnam style. |
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| daigonite | Aug 12 2012, 11:46 PM Post #34 |
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I don't even know where to begin. |
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| UltaFlame | Aug 13 2012, 12:27 AM Post #35 |
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Thanks Poui.
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Girl. Videos. Working. Autistic. Issues with things. Symbolic. Likes reading textbooks. Is a madwoman. Female. Likes to write but dislikes reading fiction. Imaginative. Not flirty. Easily flustered. May or may not like Fish + 1! Fifty words she cannot come up with. [radio edit] it, neither can I. |
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| Boner Midget | Aug 13 2012, 12:29 AM Post #36 |
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."
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An orange, who rolls around greeting others with a wave of his hand. Then he rolls into a tree and never comes out. |
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Aug 13 2012, 12:33 AM Post #37 |
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Sage
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Loves mustaches and loves to hand out mustaches to newcomers. Is a really sweet person. I also thought that they were a male until I saw them in the Slumber Party. |
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| daigonite | Aug 13 2012, 08:31 AM Post #38 |
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Is named after a Golden Sun character. I really don't know more about this person because augh I don't come here enough. It would SEEM that they are a member of the luna clan but THEY MIGHT BE LYING, but I'm fairly certain that they are not because they seem nice. NOT SURE IF THIS IS 50 WORDS BUT IF IT ISN'T IT CERTAINLY IS NOW |
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| Kula Diamond | Aug 13 2012, 08:57 AM Post #39 |
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atlus tracts
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boirds x50
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| Hell | Aug 13 2012, 10:26 AM Post #40 |
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Named after an incredibly sexy miko in gensokyo who happens to have the greatest set of armpits ever. She's dirt poor and is constantly harassed by equally sexy youkai. Attacks with ying yang balls, homing amulets and sealing needles. Has no form of dere. He also has a fetish for wesker. |
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