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*gasp* And another marriage...
Topic Started: Sep 4 2007, 04:39 PM (936 Views)
Captain Skullfuck
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ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS

The events of the Temple Chat, on the eve of September 4.

It was a beautiful night.
In the chat was Spella, AlexTE, Hinoa, Phoenix, Shadow, Asphy, amoung others.
They all chatted merrily, as they are known to do.
Then... it began.

Jerry entered the room.

"Jerry!" squealed AlexTE, excited to see an old friend.
"Alex!" he replied happily. Hugglez were exchanged.
As the old buddies made up for their years apart, Spella watched on suspiciously.
Then Jerry made a fatal slip up. He began to reminisce on back in the days when he and AlexTE were... lovers.
Spella rushed onto the scene.
"When was this?" she cried.
"Before we ever met!" protested AlexTE.
"That's a lie, Alex." Jerry interrupted.
And so, the truth of the younger days of Spella and AlexTE's relationship was revealed.
Spella was furious. Fists flew. Cats fought. Chainsaws revved.
Finally, Spella decided it was over. But as she said this, Jerry asked for AlexTE's hand in marriage. She accepted excitedly, for her love for him had resurfaced (in the past minute.). And also, it would be revenge on Spella.
Phoenix instantly whipped out his bible to marry the pair. Spella had a rampage, screaming about how AlexTE moved on too quickly. Hinoa bit her head, while grumbling about having to wear a tux. Shadow and Hinoa both objected for their own reasons. Shadow was upset about never being invited to do le pr0nz with the engaged couple, and Hinoa was possibly sore about a one night stand between him and AlexTE. No one can quite be sure.
Anywho, the festivities following the wedding soon turned ugly. Hammeh arrived and declared their love for Spella, and Phoenix married them too. A war of words began between the exes, including the revelation of jerry's manhood truely being a 'MAN'hood. ("he's the next ron jeremy" states AlexTE.)
Spella died and was resurrected three times.
Then, Spella's diary appeared. Phoenix and AlexTE read closely, and learned that Spella had been sleeping with Lach during a majority of hers and AlexTE's time together, while Lach was supposed to be with Diddy. Diddy was deeply affected by the news. (later on, it was found out that she drugged the resident 'it'. Lach has no recollection of being with Spella.)
This provoked another fight between Spella and AlexTE. (no suprises.)
Finally, Spella stormed off, yelling, "I HATE YOU!"
Jerry then had to tell his new wife he would have to leave, but he would be back for her. She looked saddened, but accepted this and wished him goodbye.
With Jerry gone, Spella saw a chance to return. She whispered sweet nothings in AlexTE's ear, saying she was a 'hawtie' and wanted to 'sex her up'. AlexTE was tempted by these words, but fled from the scene.

Will AlexTE return to Spella?
Will her current marriage to old flame Jerry last longer then 3 days?
Wlll we find out why Hinoa hates Phoenix?

TUNE INTO: SEPTEMBER 5 CHAT.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*mutters about in-breeding*
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Captain Skullfuck
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ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS

o rly?

I think the one thing this story didn't have was incest.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

HEY! The inns would be offended by you're talking behind their collective backs.
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Momentime
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uh oh

Actually....the diary was supposed to be a reference to something......
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Captain Skullfuck
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Meh. You can reveal this during the planned scandal tomorrow.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Whee! Scandal!

Scandal = Entertainment.
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Ema Skye
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zomg. I NEVER DRUGGED LACHEY!

ZOMGZOMGZOMG!


LIES! ALL LIES!
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Captain Skullfuck
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We all heard what we told us... whoooooooore.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

If I wasn't drugged, why did I only become aware of it, AT ALL, when Diddy learned?
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galehurricane


Ctrl + F = Bel-Air

Not found. -____-;;
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Ema Skye
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*cries*

I'm still a virgin, dammit!

*cries more*

(oh and by tha wai, I'm teh slut in my group of friends. WHEEE!)
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Captain Skullfuck
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Ema Skye
Sep 4 2007, 10:04 PM
(oh and by tha wai, I'm teh slut in my group of friends. WHEEE!)

OH, I KNOW.

*mutter something about 'filthy whore' and 'STIs'
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

This topic deserves a "0_o"


0_o
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Ema Skye
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*cries* I'm LEAVING THE TEMPLE NAO!

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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Go to the chatroom first.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

PLease don't leave...

I DO like you. Just not THAT way.
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Ema Skye
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Well duh. I don't like you like that either =P

*runs far FAR away*
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Silly slute.

Yeah, my friends used to say that....

They also insulted sluts, but I won't tell.
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Silvy
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idolswag4lyfe

It's like one of those shows about teenage life, what will happen next, who will turn EMO?

To be serious, this topic is, well, rather unique.
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