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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Aug 27 2007, 04:24 PM (6,304 Views)
Ema Skye
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EYE DUZ FER SRS!


*putz on a goggles*

WHEEEE!!!
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Kyarorain
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Noodles!
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Supergeil

*Bowserking717 shamelessly boosts post count*
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

GLORK!
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Supergeil

KROLG
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Mreow.
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Ema Skye
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woerM
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Supergeil

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Lachesis
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What are birds?

I just KNOW I've seen your avatar...
Or at least the character in it...
WHY MUST ANIME CHARACTERS ALL ULTIMATELY LOOK SO SIMILAR!?!?!?
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SPAMMY!
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

Me: Welcome to Kraden news! Our top story tonight, the cause of several explosions across America caused by Mr Ziggy Bomb. He has destroy such buildings like a threater, where Romeo and Juliet was to be played, a supermarket not unlike Tesco's and a police hq. Apparently, Mr Ziggy bomb explodes whenever the "Ziggy" word is mentioned. We now go live to Mr Umbrella man at the scene.

Umbrella Man: Umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella umbrella.

Me: Incredible. Now we go live to an interview with Mr Ziggy Bomb.

Interviewer: Mr Ziggy Bomb...you have been accused of causing many explosions by saying the Ziggy word, what do you have to say in your defense?
Ziggy: Uh, Ziggybogydu?
Interviewer: Oh c-
*Scene explodes*

Me: Wait a minute. That's gonna be transmited all over the world!

*Many explosions around the world happens*
*World blows up*
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Lachesis
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LONG LIVE ZEEKY H. BOMB!
LONG LIVE FOOBY, THE KAMIKAZE WATERMELON!!!
*doo doo doo dooooo do doooo*
WHEE!
*Lachesis gets hit in the head by a watermelon/rocket thing*
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

I'm glad to see i'm not the only one who saw that movie...

Me: So you expressively never saw anyone! But you're a robot! You're supposed to be smart for crying out loud! Why did your system overried?!
Robot: I DON'T know.
Me: YOU'RE LYING!!!!!
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

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Lachesis
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What are birds?

BLAH! *head flies off*
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Dragon
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guess what?
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What are birds?

Moose?
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