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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Aug 27 2007, 04:24 PM (6,286 Views)
Windslash
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Dragon
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Don't you get sick and tired of people breaking your spirts Lachesis?
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

I'm sorry, but I'm quite certain you mistook my name for yours.
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ohhh okay .
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

LOBSTER!!
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*sigh*
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

LOBSTER!??
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HEEERRRMIOONEEEEEEEEEEE!
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cock ninja

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNET!
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cock ninja

BECAUSE IT'S METALLIC?
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

No idea.
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cock ninja

YAY!
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

YOU GOT A LOBSTER AND YOU GOT A MAGNET
LOBSTER HAS ANTENNAE BUT DON'T YOU GRAB IT
MAGNET'S MADE OF IRON
LOBSTER MADE OF MEAT!

YOU GOT A LOBSTER AND YOU GOT A MAGNET
IF A LOBSTER HUNGRY, HE EAT A RABBIT
RABBIT MADE OF STEEL
LOBSTER HAS A BEAK!

DON'T PUT A LOBSTER ON A PLATE
HE'LL USE HIS MAGNET TO ESCAPE
HE'LL JUMP RIGHT UP AND CLAW YOUR EAR
AND THEN HE'LL BITE YOUR EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYE!!!

LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNET!
LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNET!
LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNET!
LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNET!

LEFT CLAW NORTH...

RIGHT CLAW SOUTH!
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cock ninja

O_O;

*blinks*
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Isn't it amazing the things one can find on the internet?
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cock ninja

Yup!

<__<

*looks suspicious*
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*copies YM*
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