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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Well, it'll probably end up working AGAINST you in the future, but that's neither here nor there Good to know.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Life is like a river. Some struggle upstream, others race down, and I just flow along with the flow.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

What if someone purifies the river, making it pure water, and then throws in massive amounts of potassium?

Fire isn't really that friendly.
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

spams.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

IRRELEVANT!
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Windslash
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Lobster.
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:pie: :whack: :pie:
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This topic has too much spam.
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Fullmetal Otaku
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* :spam: 's Silvanus into non-existence*
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idolswag4lyfe

*Get's :spam: ed into non existence*
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I am now a phoenix level!
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

YOU ARE NOT A LOBSTER, NOR DO YOU STICK TO MAGNET.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

LOBSTER!
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