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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Aug 27 2007, 04:24 PM (6,306 Views)
Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

<_>
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>_>
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

TREMBLE, MORTALS, AND DESPAIR. DOOM HAS COME TO THIS WORLD.
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

meh...
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

Perhaps a little pursuasion is in order.
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

Shun the Quaker!
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Phoenix7
Aug 29 2007, 12:01 AM
Perhaps a little pursuasion is in order.

Defense attorney giving bribes, eh? I sure hop the judge doesn't hear...
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

*Hands Ema a caviar lunch*
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

bleh...
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

Spam pie FTW!
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

DOOOOOM!
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Windslash
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Dragon
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Who likes pizza?
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

OMG!
*Looks at some flowers*
THOSE FLOWERS ARE TOTALLY IN THE WRONG PLACE!
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

I like short shorts!
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

*meow*
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Momentime
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uh oh

:ph43r: :ph43r: :kraden_icon: :kraden_icon: :kraden_icon: :luna: :luna:


You have just seen what basically makes up my mind.
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Seoulbowz
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Kyarorain
Aug 29 2007, 05:31 PM
I like short shorts!

O RLY?
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

This is an EX-PARROT!
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Enro
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*Spams*

*Spasms*
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Windslash
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Dragon
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hmmm i like chocolate
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Kyarorain
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SpAm FoR tHe WiN!
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