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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Aug 27 2007, 04:24 PM (6,291 Views)
Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

:spam:

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Lachesis
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What are birds?

*stairs*
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

:spam:

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

*ponders going Violent Demonic Banshee*
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Dracobolt
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Let's not and say you did.

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Lachesis
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What are birds?

...

*continues to ponder*
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Dracobolt
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Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

If by that, you mean going on a destructive rampage and slaughtering countless innocents to harvest their souls, yes.
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Dracobolt
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No, Pinky, that's not what I was pondering.

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Lachesis
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What are birds?

...

Than you shall be one of the victims.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Try it!

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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Later.

When I'm good and ready to start the rampage with a special victim.

Special targets call for special preparations...
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Dracobolt
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Stop clouding the issue with facts.

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Lachesis
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What are birds?

I'm not.

I'm fogging it with observations.
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

anti-spams which is spaming.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

DO NOT FORCE ME TO DO SOMETHING VIOLENT AND LARGELY UNPLEASANT TO YOUR PERSON!
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Dracobolt
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Okay.

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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

:spam:
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

FACE.
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

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