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THE BEST SPAM TOPIC EVER
Topic Started: Aug 27 2007, 04:24 PM (6,298 Views)
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cock ninja

mmmm spamalicious!
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

:spam: :spam: :spam:
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cock ninja

*would eat spam but is vegetarian*

Although, i did just eat BBQ rib flavour crisps...
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Kyarorain
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I don't think I've ever eaten tinned spam.
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Windslash
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Dragon
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You you never have!?!??!
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cock ninja

I don't think I have.
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Windslash
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Dragon
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:o
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

How many people here can say they HAVE eaten tinned spam?
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Kyarorain
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I looked up spam on Wikipedia out of boredom. Monty Python is to thank for "stupid, pointless, annoying messages" being called spam after the meat. Who knew?
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

I believe that :sheba: Loves :venus_djinn: which is why :garet: is stupid.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

0_0
*Shoots Vanessa Anne Huggins with a Killer 7*
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Kyarorain
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*drops a cake on someone's head for no reason*
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Dragon
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*Gets hit with the cake*

*Then calls CAKE FIGHT*

Next person to post gets hit in the head with cake!!!!!!!
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Kyarorain
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*catches the cake and eats it*
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

FIRE. THE. CAKE. NOW.
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Kyarorain
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CAKE CANNON, GO!

*BOOM*
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

*catches cake in mouth*
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Kyarorain
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I wonder if there's spam cake...
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Sounds meaty.
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Kyarorain
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There was a picture of Spam upside down pudding on Wikipedia's article...
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