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You become a Kradenette.

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Hahaha!
Topic Started: Aug 20 2007, 01:21 PM (395 Views)
Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

Today I was at my grandpa's house, reading old people's magazines, when my mom charges into the room and bellows, "WHO THE HELL IS JILL VALENTINE??"

Apparently she was fighting with a geeky tech support guy on the phone and things got a little intense, so the tech support guy said, "What, are you Jill Valentine or something?"

I don't really know much about Jill Valentine, except that she kills zombies in Resident Evil.
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Tristia
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XD :lol:
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Never played any RE games.
But they have zombies, and guns, so presumably exploding zombie heads as well.

But either way, LOL.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Zol.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Fawkesfire
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

lawl
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

It's nice stuff.
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asphyxiate20
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The Red Rose

Dracobolt
Aug 20 2007, 05:53 PM
Zol.

:mercury_djinn:  :mercury_djinn:  :mercury_djinn:

Misuse of the Zol! -Takes away Mace Token that was/wasn't there-

Inside joke.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

GO ASPHY! lol
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galehurricane


lawl
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Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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Roffle. Random real life gaming references FTW!
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

XD

Thats hilarious.
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DJ Octavio
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats

XD
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

Ahahaha. Funny funny funny. You're mom rocks.
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