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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 15 2007, 01:06 PM (795 Views) | |
| Deleted User | Aug 15 2007, 01:06 PM Post #1 |
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heh, spella sent these to me, and I thought the whole temple should have a chance to bask in their glory We may not be in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming. I don't have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section? I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. My love for you burns like a dying phoenix. You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus. Do you think you could take on a mountain troll in the bathroom like Hermione did? Would you be ready in five minutes? Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready. If you were a quaffle and I was a chaser during a quidditch match, I'd score with you. I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky. Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul. You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword. Want to go to the Hog's Head, if you know what I mean? Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse. Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really "Tri-Wizard," I was thinking more one wizard and two witches. I've been whomping my willow thinking about you. If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together. Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff. I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal. How 'bout you and me go look for the Room of Requirement? You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements. A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname. What do you say we disapparate out of here. Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake. - You look like you'd be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick? - You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work! - I know my name's not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood if you know what I mean. - If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things. or - If I were going to produce a patronus, you'd be my happy thought. - Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you? - I know you want me to manage your mischief! - You must not be a muggle, because you cast a spell on me. or - You must be magical because I've fallen under your spell. - Want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own. - You don't need defense against my dark arts. - Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing? - I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts. - I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you. - (for the females) Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you? - I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts. - Are you a bogart? 'Cause I have a fear of hot girls. - After a romantic night with me, you are going to need a timeturner because you are going to want to experience it again and again. - Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake. - Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming. - They say I'm like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive. - What's the password to your portrait? - My heart's splinched without you. - Yeah, I've got a pretty good batch of polyjuice going, wanna taste? - I'm goblin. Let me stroke your vault. - Why dont i make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you? - Your name must be Severus Severus 'cause you make my prince full blood. - Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous. - What flavor are your Bertie Bott's? - I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes. |
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| Ema Skye | Aug 15 2007, 01:08 PM Post #2 |
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MWAHAHAH! These are pretty horrible, but they're so dang funny. |
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| Bane Martius Agni | Aug 15 2007, 01:20 PM Post #3 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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If I had slightly less self-control, I would have burst out laughing. As it is, they were M-F[RADIO EDIT] hilarious. |
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| Kyarorain | Aug 15 2007, 01:37 PM Post #4 |
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Epitome of Insanity
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:lol: |
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| Ema Skye | Aug 15 2007, 01:52 PM Post #5 |
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heh, I love my friends so much. They give me the strangest emails! |
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| Lachesis | Aug 15 2007, 01:54 PM Post #6 |
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What are birds?
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Those... are absolutely horrid. As such, we would like to see any other such things for our amusement. These lines get our approval. |
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| Ian889 | Aug 15 2007, 03:28 PM Post #7 |
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.
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lol good stuff. |
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| Diddy | Aug 15 2007, 03:30 PM Post #8 |
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Prodigal Daughter
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I'm gonna use these next time I go to my regular dance club XD They may not get me a guy, but they'll sure be funny. |
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| Seoulbowz | Aug 15 2007, 03:30 PM Post #9 |
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Supergeil
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0_o |
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| Lachesis | Aug 15 2007, 03:31 PM Post #10 |
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What are birds?
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At the least, you should get a face that'll give you something to laugh about. |
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| Dracobolt | Aug 15 2007, 03:54 PM Post #11 |
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Incorrigible
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Those are funny.
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| Enro | Aug 15 2007, 07:40 PM Post #12 |
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XDDD Those are great! |
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| The Ellimist Of Style | Aug 15 2007, 10:02 PM Post #13 |
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"I think you've been poisoned! Quick, let me shove my bezoar down your throat!" |
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| galehurricane | Aug 15 2007, 10:23 PM Post #14 |
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This one. It is just too good. |
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| Bison | Aug 16 2007, 02:47 AM Post #15 |
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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Those would be perfect to use in the middle of a fight. Im never going to use them properly but i will distribute them throughout tha internet. |
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| Kyarorain | Aug 16 2007, 03:03 AM Post #16 |
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Epitome of Insanity
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"Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" |
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| Lachesis | Aug 16 2007, 06:45 AM Post #17 |
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What are birds?
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This actually reminds me of a pick-up line I heard someone say they had heard... |
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| Ema Skye | Aug 16 2007, 09:26 AM Post #18 |
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Yeah, there's a lot of the 'Is that a ________ in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' things. There was one on Scrubs. 'Is that a roll of quarters in you pocket or are you just having a good day?' and that was a great one. But usually they are! ^_________^ |
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| Lachesis | Aug 16 2007, 09:36 AM Post #19 |
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What are birds?
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Actually, that's not the kind of line I was thinking of. |
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| Deadbeard | Aug 16 2007, 09:36 AM Post #20 |
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King of Pirates
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".... No, it's just a roll of quarters....." |
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