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A Few Commemorations; ...before I go
Topic Started: Jul 31 2007, 09:33 PM (9,905 Views)
Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

AZUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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GoV
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Hear it, see it, speak it.

Bye, Faust.
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DJ Octavio
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats

...Wow... He's actually gone...

I'm gonna miss him a lot.
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

We all will.
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Vačscent
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The Westering Sun

. . .
I regret to inform you that I know you from real life, "Faust." Mark my words, I am closer than you think. Is just a coincidence that we're both Californians? Bay Areans? Not to mention live relatively close to each other? ... That we happened to be in the same Mall in the very same day?

Faust, I am your father.

Haha, it's funny. I was awed to see you register here last year. At first, I was disappointed to learn that you were communicating to strangers online; in fact, you even mentioned that you were hiding your interweb biz from your father, if I recall correctly. But after witnessing your play of insanity, I felt intrigued; it was very amusing to see my own son act this way. Hell, we all aprroved of it. And I am honored we became very familiar with ourselves here.
To get to the point, I'm rather discouraged you lied about your reasons for leaving the Temple, Son. True, interacting online is different -- and you want to know why? ... Because while you spent your sweet time online, you experienced a chronic phobia.... You were afraid that your dear father would catch you doing things you were not supposed to online when in fact HE WAS HERE BEFORE YOU EVEN KNEW THE PLACE EXISTED, BOY!! I am the reason you left -- don't try to cover it up and leave your friends to take in empty rationale. If you are reading this, Son, I would like you come and visit my office upstairs.

~ Your Father
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

W... T... F...

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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AstraSage
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The Spectral Star

:blink: ... I don't know if to think that's a prank.
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Bison
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Goodbye Faust. Your name will live on in Legend. Yet you have shown what I must do by the time i come to GCSE and A Levels.

The thing I will remember you most for Giving me my Nickname a feat that should be honoured by all. Page 65 Of the Snack Bar FTW!
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Vačscent
Aug 5 2007, 04:25 AM
. . .
I regret to inform you that I know you from real life, "Faust." Mark my words, I am closer than you think. Is just a coincidence that we're both Californians? Bay Areans? Not to mention live relatively close to each other? ... That we happened to be in the same Mall in the very same day?

Faust, I am your father.

Haha, it's funny. I was awed to see you register here last year. At first, I was disappointed to learn that you were communicating to strangers online; in fact, you even mentioned that you were hiding your interweb biz from your father, if I recall correctly. But after witnessing your play of insanity, I felt intrigued; it was very amusing to see my own son act this way. Hell, we all aprroved of it. And I am honored we became very familiar with ourselves here.
To get to the point, I'm rather discouraged you lied about your reasons for leaving the Temple, Son. True, interacting online is different -- and you want to know why? ... Because while you spent your sweet time online, you experienced a chronic phobia.... You were afraid that your dear father would catch you doing things you were not supposed to online when in fact HE WAS HERE BEFORE YOU EVEN KNEW THE PLACE EXISTED, BOY!! I am the reason you left -- don't try to cover it up and leave your friends to take in empty rationale. If you are reading this, Son, I would like you come and visit my office upstairs.

~ Your Father

This, people, is why we keep Vay around.
And I know it's not true... but I have my reasons... Unless, of course, Vay's a liar and my reasons are false.
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Saturos
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XDDDDDDDDDD Vay, you pwn. I know Faust would definitely appreciate that.
Some people just aren't californian enough to understand genius.
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

I wish I was fausts father....A son I could be proud of unlike everyone else..
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You will be missed, Faust.

California love!
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Felix
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The Temple Ninja, and ToK's Bravest man.

Farewell, My Fellow Friend, im glad to of known such a great person like you.
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Enro
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Lol, nice, Vay. Faust would've liked it.
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

Quite amusing, Vae. I'm also sure Faust would like it.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

:ph43r: :blink: :lol:
*Carves Faust´s name on top of Mt Kraden*
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Erik the Appreciator
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Hey, I'm a Bay Arean too.

But I see that your announced departure is met with all sorts of heartfelt good luck messages from everyone, so I hereby provide my own. Good luck!
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

You will need to step up your game then. We expect alot out of our people from teh bay area.
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Yes, I'm afraid your Californianess is most unsatisfactory
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Erik the Appreciator
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Well, sorry to say that by nature I am restrained and not flamboyant; it doesn't feel natural for me to yell

LONG LIVE KALA-FOR-NY-A!!!!!

and stand out. :unsure:
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