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Random Birthday Wishes; For a random birthday user..
Topic Started: Jul 26 2007, 02:17 AM (1,299 Views)
Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

How about...TO THE PAIN! *cuts off NFKids' hands, feets and gouges out his eyes, and cuts off his toungue*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Bane:

original/10
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Do you have any idea what acid in the bloodstream will do to a person?
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Kill them immediately?
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

It depends on how strong the acid is. If it's a weak acid, say lemon juice, it just leaves them in agony for a long time.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

*horribly kills most everyone who posted after Diddy*
This REALLY isn't the right topic for gruesome violence.
If you have nothing related to my birthday to say, kindly go away.
And remember, I could have done far worse than just killing you.
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AstraSage
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The Spectral Star

umm... :unsure: Happy Birthday, Lach.

:annoyed: Don't go glomping me if you value your welfare.

(Pensandolo mejor, ya me estoy arrepintiendo de abrir la bocota...)
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

No, I'm not going to glomp you Astra.
That's for the ferrets.
Thank you everyone, and know this: After today, my birthday shall fade into the void until 364 days have passed.
That is all.
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Faust Z
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ALRIGHT, THIS ISN'T GOOD, NFKID, CUZ NOW I'M PISSED!!!! YOU'VE TRIGGERED BIG BROTHER RESPONSE #667.
Ah, screw it, I'm lazy today.
*slacks off and eats a bowl of rice*
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! Encore, Andy, encore!!!
*applauds*
BTW, Happy Birthday Lach.
*permanently removes one of Lach's precious childhood memories*
Hehehe, enjoy your present.....
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Kuhja
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;_;
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

I have precious childhood memories?
News to me.
:P
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Diddy
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Prodigal Daughter

*cries*

Everyone stop doing that, it's Lachs birthday and he should get treated with RESPECT!

*gives Lach a shiny new rapier*
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

OoO
UWHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
FINALLY!
A WEAPON!
UWHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
*runs off like a maniac after grabbing the rapier*
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Sorry Cheesy.

*Gives Lachesis Land Shark from the pet store for free*

Happy birthday again, Cheesy.
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Momentime
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uh oh

Whoa, whoa. Chill people.

Happy birthday, Lach, man.
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asphyxiate20
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The Red Rose

Happy birthday Lachesis. >_>
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Vačscent
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The Westering Sun

TOPIC RESPONSE # 1

Happy birthday, Lachesis!
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

Happy Birthday!
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Enro
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Happy Birthday, Lach! Have a good one!
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