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Random Birthday Wishes; For a random birthday user..
Topic Started: Jul 26 2007, 02:17 AM (1,301 Views)
Faust Z
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Feliz Navidad, Lachesis!!!!
*cooks up birthday chow mein and enchiladas*
I hope you'll have a happy moose and meet many green penguins for your un-birthday, Lach!
*gives egg shells for present*
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

What the-- it's not Christmas for another six months!

Oh, and feliz cumpleaņos, L.
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Diddy
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Prodigal Daughter

*cheers*
Faust I was just gonna do that >___>
You beat me to it...

HAPPY B-DAY Lach!!!
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Deadbeard
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King of Pirates

*claps*
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Whee!
Thank you for all the well wishing, ladies and gentlemen, perverts and pigdogs.
Know why I like my birthday?
It's because it's the one day of the year that I konw I'm better than you I know I'll get FREE CAKE!
And Faust, if I knew where to get them, I WOULD aquire a happy moose and green penguins.
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Diddy
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Prodigal Daughter

*kisses Lach full on the lips*

Happy B-Day!

*runs*
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

ARGH!!!
At this rate, my ashes are going to paint the entire temple.
*explodes*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Diddy
Jul 26 2007, 07:20 AM
*kisses Lach full on the lips*

Happy B-Day!

*runs*

Steady on there, sis.
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DJ Octavio
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats

Happy BDay Lachesis, hope you have a good one. And try to not explode... it really ruins the day.
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Lol, Diddy. XD

Happy birthday, Lach-man. =DDDD
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Happy birthday, Cheesy.
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NFKid
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Unbeliever

Diddy
Jul 26 2007, 01:20 PM
*kisses Lach full on the lips*

:angry: :angry:

DIDDY! YOU FORUM WRECKER!

*kisses Diddy full on the lips*

Ha! Take that! .............

...


....

Happy Birthday Lach?
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

*randomkrisguy shoots NFKid*
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

Happy birthday.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Ian?
Being nice?
Who are you and what have you done with the leader of the Luna clan?
:P
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

NFKid
Jul 26 2007, 11:21 AM
*kisses Diddy full on the lips*

All right. You've triggered big brother response #666.

*rips off NFK's genitalia*
*makes him eat it*
*burns his fingers off*
*drives a knife through his feet*
*removes his kneecaps*
*roughly breaks his femurs*
*rips arms out their sockets*
*injects him with pure liquid mercury*
*smashes his head with a hammer*

She's not for touching, bastard.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Adnarel wins the topic.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

I think I switched places with Ian back there...

o.0
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

<_<

>_>


*randomkrisguy touches Diddy in the shoulder*
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Bane Martius Agni
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NFKid
Jul 26 2007, 12:21 PM
*kisses Diddy full on the lips*

All right, You've enacted my "You don't go around kissing random girls, especially ones that are <span style='font-size:9pt;line-height:100%'>almost, considering this is an internet forumlike a sister to me!"....act.

Now, you must be harmed in a gruesome way.

*puts NFK on a stretching machine, to pull your arms away from your legs and vice versa, and keeps you to where your limbs are barely still attcahed to your body.*
*Pulls out a rusty, dull machete, and slices open stomach.*
*Removes all guts and replaces with rusty metal shavings.*
*Stitches back together.*
*Cuts open chest.*
*Replaces heart with a tomato*
*Fills lungs with lead/taffy*
*Uses magic to keep him alive just so much as he can feel this pain.*
I would do something to your brain, but that can't get much worse, can it?
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I'm done now.
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