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| Random Birthday Wishes; For a random birthday user.. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 26 2007, 02:17 AM (1,300 Views) | |
| Faust Z | Jul 26 2007, 02:17 AM Post #1 |
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Feliz Navidad, Lachesis!!!! *cooks up birthday chow mein and enchiladas* I hope you'll have a happy moose and meet many green penguins for your un-birthday, Lach! *gives egg shells for present* |
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| Hinoa | Jul 26 2007, 02:21 AM Post #2 |
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012
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What the-- it's not Christmas for another six months! Oh, and feliz cumpleaņos, L. |
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| Diddy | Jul 26 2007, 04:42 AM Post #3 |
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Prodigal Daughter
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*cheers* Faust I was just gonna do that >___> You beat me to it... HAPPY B-DAY Lach!!! |
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| Deadbeard | Jul 26 2007, 05:34 AM Post #4 |
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King of Pirates
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*claps* |
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| Lachesis | Jul 26 2007, 07:32 AM Post #5 |
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What are birds?
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Whee! Thank you for all the well wishing, ladies and gentlemen, perverts and pigdogs. Know why I like my birthday? It's because it's the one day of the year that I konw And Faust, if I knew where to get them, I WOULD aquire a happy moose and green penguins. |
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| Diddy | Jul 26 2007, 08:20 AM Post #6 |
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Prodigal Daughter
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*kisses Lach full on the lips* Happy B-Day! *runs* |
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| Lachesis | Jul 26 2007, 08:33 AM Post #7 |
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What are birds?
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ARGH!!! At this rate, my ashes are going to paint the entire temple. *explodes* |
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| Adnarel | Jul 26 2007, 09:37 AM Post #8 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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Steady on there, sis. |
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| DJ Octavio | Jul 26 2007, 09:57 AM Post #9 |
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats
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Happy BDay Lachesis, hope you have a good one. And try to not explode... it really ruins the day. |
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| Saturos | Jul 26 2007, 10:11 AM Post #10 |
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Lol, Diddy. XD Happy birthday, Lach-man. =DDDD |
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| Bane Martius Agni | Jul 26 2007, 11:38 AM Post #11 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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Happy birthday, Cheesy. |
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| NFKid | Jul 26 2007, 12:21 PM Post #12 |
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Unbeliever
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:angry: :angry: DIDDY! YOU FORUM WRECKER! *kisses Diddy full on the lips* Ha! Take that! ............. ... .... Happy Birthday Lach? |
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| Kris, Awooer of Worlds | Jul 26 2007, 12:22 PM Post #13 |
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Awoo!
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*randomkrisguy shoots NFKid* |
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| Ian889 | Jul 26 2007, 12:22 PM Post #14 |
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.
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Happy birthday. |
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| Lachesis | Jul 26 2007, 12:31 PM Post #15 |
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What are birds?
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Ian? Being nice? Who are you and what have you done with the leader of the Luna clan?
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| Adnarel | Jul 26 2007, 12:44 PM Post #16 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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All right. You've triggered big brother response #666. *rips off NFK's genitalia* *makes him eat it* *burns his fingers off* *drives a knife through his feet* *removes his kneecaps* *roughly breaks his femurs* *rips arms out their sockets* *injects him with pure liquid mercury* *smashes his head with a hammer* She's not for touching, bastard. |
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| Kris, Awooer of Worlds | Jul 26 2007, 12:45 PM Post #17 |
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Awoo!
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Adnarel wins the topic. |
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| Adnarel | Jul 26 2007, 12:46 PM Post #18 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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I think I switched places with Ian back there... o.0 |
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| Kris, Awooer of Worlds | Jul 26 2007, 12:48 PM Post #19 |
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Awoo!
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<_< >_> *randomkrisguy touches Diddy in the shoulder* |
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| Bane Martius Agni | Jul 26 2007, 01:03 PM Post #20 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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All right, You've enacted my "You don't go around kissing random girls, especially ones that are <span style='font-size:9pt;line-height:100%'> Now, you must be harmed in a gruesome way. *puts NFK on a stretching machine, to pull your arms away from your legs and vice versa, and keeps you to where your limbs are barely still attcahed to your body.* *Pulls out a rusty, dull machete, and slices open stomach.* *Removes all guts and replaces with rusty metal shavings.* *Stitches back together.* *Cuts open chest.* *Replaces heart with a tomato* *Fills lungs with lead/taffy* *Uses magic to keep him alive just so much as he can feel this pain.* I would do something to your brain, but that can't get much worse, can it?</span> I'm done now. |
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