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Dumb Laws.; From the U.S. and around the world!
Topic Started: Jul 3 2007, 01:55 PM (297 Views)
Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Feel free to add your own

Alabama:

It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

Alaska:

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

Arizona:

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

Arkansas:

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

California:

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Women may not drive in a house coat.

Colorado:

One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

Texas:

It is illegal to sell one's eye.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Pennslyvania:

You may not sing in the bathtub.
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
You may not catch a fish with your hands.
No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor".
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.

Canada:

Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
Wooden logs may not be painted.
If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.
When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.
It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time.
Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.

England/U.K.:

Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
A bed may not be hung out of a window.
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks
It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.
It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).
All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police.
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Momentime
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uh oh

WTF? I sing in the bath!! Lalalallalalallalalaaaaaaaaa...........
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

I wanted to sell my eye.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

England/UK. 13 year olds that have birthdays on the 22nd of Novembe must bathe in holy glory.
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Lol, I love stupidly outdated laws.
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

I love stupid Laws.
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Bison
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

A stupid new one for england is:

It is illegal to hunt foxes.

There is also a law by Henry (something) saying all Nobles must take part in at least one hunt a month

Contradiction.
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Well, they don't have to hunt foxes. They can hunt.... rabbits... or something.
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