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| There is a certain troll on these forums... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 13 2007, 06:01 PM (5,990 Views) | |
| The Spanish Inquisition | Jun 13 2007, 06:01 PM Post #1 |
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who needs to be offed. He goes by the screen name of "Saturos." He constantly post questionable content and meaningless topics. For example, he posted a spamish topic about the number of users in the Introductions forum, which can be seen here. I feel that the moment he feels accepted, he will spam this place to hell and back. He alrerdy has several friends who will no doubt help him with this spammin. He should be banned. Yes I feel that Saturos, Dracobolt, and Vaecent are very dangerous to the forum and that I've already talked to a staff member about all of this. They didn't even get a suspension for it either. But yes I feel that they should have been banned because during public mode that was set by default they have stolen my pictures and has flamed me with them and used my personnel photo and has broadcasted it live in a public thread. I am sorry but right now I feel that the net is very dangerous and that two users has done personnel identity theft and I feel that they should be fined or thrown in jail for it. They are criminals and they also need to be banned for it at ToK. You know what I ahte? Getting screwed. The other day, I went to this automatic car wash because I've gt salt all over my truck. I pull up, put my money in the machine, and wait for the car head of me to go. They leave, I go in, and a sign in the back lights up and says "Foam Wash." Three seconds later, it's telling me "Wash Complete, Thank You For Your Service." I come ut, pissed as all hell, and I find the woman who went in ahead of me parked out there. Apparently, she was looking for the attendant, who wasn't there. We stopped some other people who were going to go in and went on our way. I didn't get my money back. Seriously, too many people lately get on the boards and just act like jerks to practically everyone. If someone has a question, instead of just answering it, people get mad and either say your stupid or direct them to a small portion of a faq in a harsh manner. Just because they may have missed it in the faq, or just dont feel like reading every faq to find it, dosent mean they should get flamed. The worst place i think is in the pages where people argue. They are constently throwing hate at everyone trying to prove there point over another. Why cant it just end with, "o.k. thats what you think, this is what i think, end of discussion." If we were to meat each other in real life i think half of us would either be dead or in a hospital cus i think with the way they talk on the boards they would probably seriously hurt someone. And just so i know, why is it if someone's grammer or spelling isnt perfect (i know mine sucks, grammer was my worst subject in school) then everything they say isnt even considered? I'm not trying to start any trolling or anything (although there probably will be), i just want to know people just cant be respectful anymore. He's right. E shouldn't be jerks! We should be friends! C'mon, it's a good board, right? So why can't we all get along! I bet you could go a day without being mean! It's not to hard, just smile and say nice things! You don't have to be too happy, but don't just shoot people down! Growing numbers of Japanese women are afflicted with an illness that gives them orgasms virtually 24 hours a day. And with suggestions that it could be deadly, the women hardly know whether they're coming or going, according to Shukan Post."If a guy simply taps me on the shoulder, I just swoon. Even when I go to the toilet, my body reacts. I'm a little bit scared of myself," one woman sufferer tells Shukan Post. Another adds: "When I got on the train one day, I could feel blood gushing toward a certain part of my body and it felt so good I almost let out a moan. It was sheer murder when everybody got pushed into the carriage." Yet another woman has her say. "Even the vibration of my mobile phone is enough to set me off," she says. "My friend said there's something called Iku Iku byo (Cum Cum Disease). I guess I've got that." What may be afflicting these women, the best-selling weekly says, is an ailment called persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS). PSAS has been described as an affliction that brings about orgasm through the slightest of jolts regardless of whether they're aroused, or even thinking about sex. What's more, orgasms experienced by PSAS sufferers are not just momentary phenomena, instead affecting women over anywhere from a few days to a week, with one reported case seeing 300 orgasms in a single day. Hideo Yamanaka, a doctor at the Toranomon Hibiya Clinic in Tokyo says the disease can be debilitating. "For women to orgasm, they need to have some sort of sexual stimulation. There are nerves around the female genitals which react to sexual stimulation. The body gradually builds up to a crescendo, that ascends to a climax," the doctor tells Shukan Post. "However, with this disease, women are mysteriously reaching climax without any external sexual stimulation at all. One possible cause that I can think of is an irregularity in the sensory nerves." PSAS discover Leiblum says that the disease has a tendency to strike post-menopausal women or those who've undergone hormonal treatment. But she adds that there have also been cases reported among women in their 30s, stressing that too little is known about the syndrome to pinpoint anything and adds that the nature of the ailment means that many sufferers may be too ashamed to report it. "Awareness levels are still too low," Jeannie Allen, the head of PSAS Support, tells Shukan Post. "I think there's a strong possibility that there are Japanese patients." Manga artist Akira Narita, who says he has slept with over 1,000 different women, says he has come across some he believes may have had PSAS. "There must have been about 15 who came without me doing a thing. We'd only need to stare in each other's eyes and they'd start wiggling about, gripping tightly onto whatever was around them and their bodies would start to shake. There were others who'd orgasm repeatedly just because I'd stroked their hands," the self-professed sexpert says. "I'd always thought of these women as types who got off in their minds, but I think perhaps they may have had PSAS." PSAS is not sex addiction and, considering the constant orgasms can be draining, can often be a painful and demeaning experience. Many sufferers are driven to the verge of suicide, prompting medical experts to recommend anybody who suspects they have the ailment to seek a doctor's advice immediately. Talk like you would talk to one of your friends, not someone you consider below you! Just stay positive with your comments, okay! We can make the board a better place one day at a time! |
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| DJ Octavio | Jun 13 2007, 06:03 PM Post #2 |
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats
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O_______O @ wall of text |
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| asphyxiate20 | Jun 13 2007, 06:10 PM Post #3 |
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The Red Rose
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This is spam. Spam is not allowed in the News and Announcements forum. I will edit, delete, or just move this topic, and probably warn. Rules are rules, and I strictly enforce them. Too bad I feel happy today. Did anybody else click the link? >___> |
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| Kyarorain | Jun 13 2007, 06:22 PM Post #4 |
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Epitome of Insanity
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*sigh* I'm not clicking it. It's probably a Rickroll. >_> |
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| asphyxiate20 | Jun 13 2007, 06:25 PM Post #5 |
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The Red Rose
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Yep. It is. |
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| Adnarel | Jun 13 2007, 06:59 PM Post #6 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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tl;dr |
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| Saturos | Jun 13 2007, 07:50 PM Post #7 |
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heart-under-blade
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XD XD XD This topic was win from line one. >_> Although, Joe, I do have to question the bit about the Japanese women. That was kinda random. AND, that topic was in the General Discussion, not Introductions. Thus, not spam. XD, though. Now, to be clear - if this was a joke, that's all well and good... but do you have any honest concerns, Joe? Since some of that stuff did sound pretty passionate. ^_^ I'll be glad to hear your suggestions if you have any. And Asphy, yes, technically this is spam... but it's amusing enough that it can stay, for a while. After, we can move it to General Discussion or Pointless Gibberish, I'd say. |
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| Yoda | Jun 13 2007, 07:52 PM Post #8 |
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Moved to suggestions. >_> |
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| Saturos | Jun 13 2007, 08:00 PM Post #9 |
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heart-under-blade
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... Touche. That works, too. |
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| Yoda | Jun 13 2007, 08:02 PM Post #10 |
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>_> Pinned. |
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| The Spanish Inquisition | Jun 13 2007, 08:24 PM Post #11 |
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Wait, did some of you actually read all that? I should have found a few essays to shove in there. |
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| asphyxiate20 | Jun 13 2007, 08:44 PM Post #12 |
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The Red Rose
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Shorter than most of the text I read these days. |
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| Saturos | Jun 13 2007, 08:45 PM Post #13 |
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heart-under-blade
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XD Yeah, I actually read it all. The opening line intrigued me, and that little car wash anecdote was win. XD |
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| Felix | Jun 13 2007, 09:07 PM Post #14 |
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The Temple Ninja, and ToK's Bravest man.
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thats the longest thing i've ever read since ROM... |
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| Hinoa | Jun 13 2007, 09:13 PM Post #15 |
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012
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LINE BREAKS, MOTHER[radio edit]. CAN-YOU-USE-THEM? |
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| Adnarel | Jun 13 2007, 09:15 PM Post #16 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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That would ruin everything. |
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| Enro | Jun 13 2007, 11:33 PM Post #17 |
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Sol Aurarius
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Eh, huge tl;dr. Line breaks might change my mind though... |
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| Vačscent | Jun 14 2007, 12:01 AM Post #18 |
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The Westering Sun
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>__> What's my name doing next to Saturos and Dracobolt there? Overall, this is pretty funny. XD at the car wash, and of course the ToK references. Is the Jap. illness thing true? O__o I see this type of trolling you speak of happen all the name in the KH2/Final Mix board *wonders why I still lurk there time to time*. The vets, or they call themselves, are so condescending. Worse, they're not even that open about it; hence allude it through satire, innuendo, etc. The longest of topics tend to be full of multi-sided debates on this. Spelling, grammatical errors, revivial of the trite, you name it. I got my first taste of this in the GS Social Board. After the mass-fanfiction purging in the general board, the moderators moved mine there. Then, in no time, the users turned on the flame cannonade. "%#***%$**!?! What the hell is Golden Sun? Why, why, why, why is this here?! AHHH!! I'm gonna die! NOOO! *Heart stops*" "Get out ... NOW!" . . . . Knowing that I was still a sort of newb/noob to message boards then, I was more than just awed. In fact, that may've been one the two occurrences where I expressed genuine anger online. XD |
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| Dracobolt | Jun 14 2007, 12:12 AM Post #19 |
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Incorrigible
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Wasn't the whole point of this topic just to get people to click on the Rick Roll video, and the wall of text was just there for kicks and giggles? That's how I took it, anyway.
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| Vačscent | Jun 14 2007, 02:49 AM Post #20 |
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The Westering Sun
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That's what they wanted you think!
I'M A THREAT TO YOU ALL! A CRIMINAL! *Pumps up Rick Roll; thereafter, throws self out of the topic window and continues to spread malicious stigmas as depicted in the wall of text no one read* |
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