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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Feb 25 2007, 09:14 PM (573 Views)
The Sea King
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The E.V.A.L. king of the south.

1000!
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Congrats on 1000 posts, dude!
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

adna is a necromancer apparently
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

Adna, what.
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Most delayed response ever
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

My favorite part about this is actually the topic's title.
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I lol'd
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ShmittlesThePoe
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Pirate Wavemaster
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?)))
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

What the heck, it's pointless gibberish, anything goes.

Do that monkey like that monkey do you!
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Proooooud of you~
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Valcos
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Whispering Moose Spirit of Destiny

Congrats.
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Yay Sea King. Now play more mice.
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Poui
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suddenly, tears of laughter

My stomach hurts now, holy crap Adna
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Bahaha best topic
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