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The Fresh Prince of Tolbi; changed from Madra
Topic Started: Jan 3 2007, 06:15 AM (1,094 Views)
Deadbeard
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The long awaited song is here! I changed it from Fresh Prince of Madra so I could rhyme easier. Also Tolbi is a more upmarket place, as it were. Some characters aren't named, but see if you can guess who they are!

The Fresh Prince of Tolbi :briggs:

Now, this is a story all about how
my life got flipped-turned upside down
and I’d like to take a minute
if you have no other place to be
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Tolbi

In the caves of Champa, born and raised,
The open sea was where I spent most of my days
Plundering, drinking, burning, and stealing
And raiding some ships in the Eastern Sea,
When a couple of adepts, who thought they were hard
Trying to light the beacons of Weyard
I got in one little fight and my Grandma went crazy
And said: “you’re moving with Chaucha and Eoleo to Tolbi!”

A ship was sailing in, it was truly overwhelming
The licence plate said B4B1 and four more adepts were helming
This ship was rare, as far as I could see,
But I said “nah, forget it. Avast! To Tolbi!”

We pulled into the dock, about seven or eight
And I yelled to the adepts “Land ho! smell ye later!”
Looked at my kingdom, and stepped forward boldly,
To sit on my throne, as the prince of Tolbi.


ENJOY!
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Bison
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Very skillful! You know im going to write one for the mgs3 theme and you can help.

What has anything to do with sneaking and snakes in GS
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Deadbeard
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b-b-b-b-b-b-bacon eater....

*hammers R1*
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Bison
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Lol but it needs to do with Gs
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Deadbeard
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the thing about that is that it's not a very well known song. You need to pick things which lots of people know.
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Bison
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Yeah..... i know lets do..... if only Poc theme had words!
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bump
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Bison
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Deadbeard lets play multiplayer on bfme2 i must show you my kickass new maps i downloaded
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Deadbeard
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what r they?
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Bison
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

The battle of osgiliath and Defense of Minas Tirith both 2 player one good and one bad i think
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Saturos
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Hah. Nice. Briggs = win.
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nice deadbeard.
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Deadbeard
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y tahnkyu
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Dracobolt
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Cool song, mate.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Deadbeard
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bump
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Kuhja
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THIS TOPIC DESERVES A PIN
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Deadbeard
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thank you very much, sirrah!
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Ian889
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*eats song*
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Kuhja
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*eats IAn*
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Deadbeard
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*forces WB to regurgitate*
*gouges song out of Ian's stomach*
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