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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

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Bonjour Ami! Je m'appelle Mia!; Hello everyone! I'm Mia!
Topic Started: Jan 1 2007, 10:40 AM (3,324 Views)
Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Well, we have to take into account the proportionate sizes of the populations. Still...

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

Also Britian has 169
and China has 357.
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Faust Z
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My dad said that a couple years ago, murder and crime rates in several Middle Eastern countries were very low. He said it's because that if you weren't given the death penalty, you'd have a finger(s)/hand cut off 0_o
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

HAHA, yes. That's good solid traditional punishment, right there. We could use that.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Hang 'em high!
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Faust Z
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Definetely brutal. He said that if you placed anything on the ground, it will still be there hours later. The poor people/thieves would be too afraid to take something without permission.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Hang 'em high!
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Kris, stop spamming.

Reminds me of that Biblical passage that goes, "If thy hand offends thee, cut it off." =/
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Faust Z
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That's a coincidence. It reminds me of an old saying from Hell: "If the hand offends thee, it shall be ruthlessly raped and devoured by multiple wendigos."
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Wendigos? Wookies would be betteraga.
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Fawkesfire
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Whatever floats you boat...
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Enro
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POINTLESS REVIVES FTW!
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

Thanks alot for the revive, Enro!
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

'Twas Fawkes who revived actually.
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Enro
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Yeah, it was Fawkes, not me. But I enjoyed the credit while it lasted.
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

Lol. This topic is OLD!
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Kyarorain
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Well, I've seen older topics than this revived. Much older.
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

agreed I wonder what is the oldest topic here.
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Kyarorain
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Just change the number after showtopic= (in the URL) to 1, maybe
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Enro
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That might work. It's probably something like "Welcome my dear Kradenettes, to My Temple!"
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