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| Faust Z | Jan 11 2007, 12:45 AM Post #141 |
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XDXDXD!! |
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| Ian889 | Jan 11 2007, 07:29 AM Post #142 |
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.
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Does not disagree ^ |
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| Saturos | Jan 11 2007, 03:55 PM Post #143 |
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XD XD XD Oh, shit. I laughed good on that one. Here's one I heard recently, just general Canadian one here: After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?" The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I." |
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| Mia | Jan 11 2007, 05:28 PM Post #144 |
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!
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lol. Poor Canada...O Canada! Wait....I really don't know the national anthem to Canada. |
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| Dracobolt | Jan 11 2007, 06:00 PM Post #145 |
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Incorrigible
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=AO1HEyxjlNA Canadian National Anthem.
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| Kris, Awooer of Worlds | Jan 11 2007, 06:14 PM Post #146 |
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Awoo!
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*restrains self from attacking Canada* |
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| Saturos | Jan 11 2007, 07:25 PM Post #147 |
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>_> Haha. O Canada, our home and native land True patriot love, in all thy Son's command With glowing hearts, we see thee rise, The True North strong and free From far and wide, O Canada We stand on guard for thee God keep our land, glorious and free O Canada, we stand on guard for thee O Canada, we stand on guard for thee |
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| Kris, Awooer of Worlds | Jan 11 2007, 07:26 PM Post #148 |
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Awoo!
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Why is Son capitalized? |
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| Saturos | Jan 11 2007, 07:45 PM Post #149 |
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'cause it refers to Jesus. |
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| Kris, Awooer of Worlds | Jan 11 2007, 07:46 PM Post #150 |
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Awoo!
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Cool. |
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| Hinoa | Jan 11 2007, 08:58 PM Post #151 |
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Heard that one in a slightly different form (they're Clevelanders, and the Browns won the Super Bowl). Still amusing, though. |
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| Ian889 | Jan 12 2007, 07:33 AM Post #152 |
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.
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That would be amazing a browns supperbowl. |
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| Dracobolt | Jan 12 2007, 09:31 AM Post #153 |
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Incorrigible
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Lol, Browns.
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| Ian889 | Jan 13 2007, 02:32 AM Post #154 |
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you know what really funny Murders in countries average per year Canada 123 America 11,546 Japan 63 Australia 84 We here in America are number 1 |
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| Dracobolt | Jan 13 2007, 12:22 PM Post #155 |
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Incorrigible
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Yep. We have a screwed up criminal justice system.
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| Kris, Awooer of Worlds | Jan 13 2007, 12:24 PM Post #156 |
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Completly irrelevent. |
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| Saturos | Jan 13 2007, 01:23 PM Post #157 |
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Actually, your criminal justice system is better than ours. The Canadian judicial system is so incompetent it ought to be a crime. We have a much lower population than you, anyway. =/ |
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| Dracobolt | Jan 13 2007, 03:03 PM Post #158 |
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Incorrigible
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Is it, Saturos? Is it really?
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| Kris, Awooer of Worlds | Jan 13 2007, 03:15 PM Post #159 |
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Of course it is! |
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| Ian889 | Jan 13 2007, 07:37 PM Post #160 |
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.
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I don't think it can be worse look, at the topic that I posted our murder rates. |
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