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Bonjour Ami! Je m'appelle Mia!; Hello everyone! I'm Mia!
Topic Started: Jan 1 2007, 10:40 AM (3,325 Views)
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XDXDXD!!
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Ian889
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Does not disagree ^
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Saturos
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XD XD XD Oh, shit. I laughed good on that one.

Here's one I heard recently, just general Canadian one here:

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Molson sits down and says,

"Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?"

The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

lol. Poor Canada...O Canada! Wait....I really don't know the national anthem to Canada.
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Dracobolt
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=AO1HEyxjlNA

Canadian National Anthem.

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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

*restrains self from attacking Canada*
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Saturos
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>_> Haha.

O Canada, our home and native land
True patriot love, in all thy Son's command
With glowing hearts, we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free
From far and wide, O Canada
We stand on guard for thee
God keep our land, glorious and free
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Why is Son capitalized?
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Saturos
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'cause it refers to Jesus.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Cool.

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Jan 10 2007, 10:08 PM
So there's these three guys from Toronto, and they all die and go to hell, naturally.

The devil finds out, and says to himself "I'm gonna give these guys a hard time just for being torontonian idiots."

So he turns up the heat up to 50 degrees CELSIUS (ftw) in their cell. The next morning, he goes to see them, and they're fine.

So he turns the heat way up to 70 degrees CELSIUS and goes to see them the next morning. They have their shirts off but they're doing fine. "We're from Toronto," they say, "we're used to it."

Now Satan is PISSED. He turns the heat all the way down to 50 below freezing in hopes of making these three Torontonians.

He goes to see them, and they're dancing around, partying, cheering, etc.

"WHAT ARE YOU DANCING ABOUT?" he demands.

One of them cheers, "Hell froze over! TORONTO WINS THE STANLEY CUP!"

Heard that one in a slightly different form (they're Clevelanders, and the Browns won the Super Bowl). Still amusing, though.
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Ian889
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That would be amazing a browns supperbowl.
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Dracobolt
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Lol, Browns.

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Ian889
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you know what really funny

Murders in countries average per year

Canada 123

America 11,546

Japan 63

Australia 84

We here in America are number 1
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Yep. We have a screwed up criminal justice system.

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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Completly irrelevent.
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Saturos
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Actually, your criminal justice system is better than ours. The Canadian judicial system is so incompetent it ought to be a crime.

We have a much lower population than you, anyway. =/
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Is it, Saturos? Is it really?

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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Of course it is!
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

I don't think it can be worse look, at the topic that I posted our murder rates.
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