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Bonjour Ami! Je m'appelle Mia!; Hello everyone! I'm Mia!
Topic Started: Jan 1 2007, 10:40 AM (3,326 Views)
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I vant to eat your rice!
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Ohh, Canada jokes are fun. ^__^ But even better are Newfie, Alberta, or Torontonian jokes, yupyup.
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phoenix
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Jan 7 2007, 03:16 PM
Ohh, Canada jokes are fun. ^__^ But even better are Newfie, Alberta, or Torontonian jokes, yupyup.

Stick to the Torontonians. Stay away from the newfie jokes or I'll eat your soul.
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Saturos
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*grins* You wouldn't happen to be a Newfie, would you?
Seriously, though, nothing wrong with the Newfs. A couple of my friends are Newfies.
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Why do people in Toronto drink out of bowls?



'cause all the Cups are in Montreal.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Okay.
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

well thats odd.
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

Nice joke! J/K That wasn't very amusing...
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Saturos
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>_> It's an inside-joke.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

I don't like inside jokes.
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phoenix
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I LAWLED.

Seriously.

I have a good one but it's too long.
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

Why bring one up if you arn't about to post it.
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Nah, go ahead. Although perhaps we should take it to your intro topic, so we don't clutter up Mia's. =/
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

This topic was about something?

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Saturos
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Better than spamming it up with Canada jokes. >_>
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

my intro topic has like 130+ replies. Now that the most I ever had on an intro topic. LOL.
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Saturos
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That's not surprising, really.
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>_> *can't resist*


How many Calgarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


None. Tories prefer keeping their heads in the dark.
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

Wow, Canada.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

*blames Canada Moraco*
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Dracobolt
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Sounds like a plan!

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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So there's these three guys from Toronto, and they all die and go to hell, naturally.

The devil finds out, and says to himself "I'm gonna give these guys a hard time just for being torontonian idiots."

So he turns up the heat up to 50 degrees CELSIUS (ftw) in their cell. The next morning, he goes to see them, and they're fine.

So he turns the heat way up to 70 degrees CELSIUS and goes to see them the next morning. They have their shirts off but they're doing fine. "We're from Toronto," they say, "we're used to it."

Now Satan is PISSED. He turns the heat all the way down to 50 below freezing in hopes of making these three Torontonians.

He goes to see them, and they're dancing around, partying, cheering, etc.

"WHAT ARE YOU DANCING ABOUT?" he demands.

One of them cheers, "Hell froze over! TORONTO WINS THE STANLEY CUP!"
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